That's funny. Those bitches are stupid! (Not your mom, the model wanna be's)

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Originally posted by Nite-Mer That's funny. Those bitches are stupid! (Not your mom, the model wanna be's)

hehe i know
and for some reason all men involved with fashion are gay!!!
hmmm, this calls for a new thread

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well if you are in college and live on your own, i doubt this is the top worry in your mom's life.... i would just show her the program one night and ask her if she still thinks it's porn.

if she does, bring her to your computer. go to google (explain what google is) and just type in "pussy" or something and show her how EASY it is to get porn... and tell her how she should trust you and not worry so much bceause you have not been abusing the privelige of using the computer and that "america's top model" it not porn and is actually no where near porn....

sometimes parents need to be scarred into seeing what you are capable of doing, but are yet respectful enough to not do, to trust you... get my point?

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Originally posted by Arbiter Have you tried reasoning with her? If so, any luck? Parents can be difficult to deal with sometimes because they think they know it all and tend to react emotionally instead of logically. But sometimes if you can be calm and respectful and explain why you think they're wrong, you'll be surprised how reasonble they can be. Good Luck, Arbiter

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show her wat real porn is

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On

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Originally posted by Arbiter Have you tried reasoning with her? If so, any luck? Parents can be difficult to deal with sometimes because they think they know it all and tend to react emotionally instead of logically. But sometimes if you can be calm and respectful and explain why you think they're wrong, you'll be surprised how reasonble they can be. Good Luck, Arbiter

Works for me.. although both you and your parents have to possess some level of intelligence to make this work.

This plan really came to fruition after I moved out tho :-/

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Porn?
whatwhatwhatwhatWHAAAAAAT?!!!??!!

Saw some South Park today....
Kyle's mom....
It's such a hilarious show!!

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Originally posted by Sunquest ok heres a little story hehe i was watching tv the other day, Fox tv, a regular channel for kids even on regular cable TV, and a show called "The next american top model" was on so i was watching it, and the girls were all competing in bikinis, so then my mom walks in, she sees me watching this, now today, (the next day) she tells me i thiink we should cancel our satellite because ur watching too much porn, (our satellite has 3 porn channels not that i care or watch them...) so heres the stupidness if u already havent figured it out: #1. this was a frikin tv reality show which is on every week, #2. it was on REGULAR TV, not satellite #3. if i wanted porn, i have a frikin computer, no one can stop me! #4. she thinks me watching this porn (which isnt porn) is preventing me from getting a girlfriend... so thats that! sometimes i just cant take it!!!! i dunno whether to be pissed off or embaraced right now, never knew its so hard being a teen!!!

My mom never said crap to me, I told her if it wasn't for porn, I probably wouldn't of been born.

This is my salute...to early 80's porn.

just cut back on the porn. Tell them that if they dont want you watching porn, they can block out the porn channels, they dont have to cancel the sattelite.

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Originally posted by Rodrico My mom never said crap to me, I told her if it wasn't for porn, I probably wouldn't of been born. This is my salute...to early 80's porn.

Are you saying your mom was a porn star? I guess they didn't have Nordplant back then?

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Originally posted by Nite-Mer Are you saying your mom was a porn star? I guess they didn't have Nordplant back then?

No, Im saying that my dad would of never gotten aroused had it not been for porn, and their night of spontaneous sex would of never created the worlds greatest man, me!

Your assumption is amusing though, even if my mom was a porn star, she still wouldnt of sucked as much dick as you ever could.