The only thing you should buy from crackheads on the street is drugs...and even then I don't trust them.

A very long time ago I went to buy some weed in the slums of a certain large city which I was just visiting for the day/night and I met this big black rasta guy...handed him a $20 for two grams and he went off and chatted with some guys down the street, came back (with my $20, thank god) and said it was dry but,
"If you want you can head up into my bedroom and smoke some rock with me."

I declined and walked off, saying I had somewhere to go...and I never bought drugs off the street again.

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Originally posted by Masonious you win again dude - and nice move shoving the whole i figured out how to order pizza thing in my face. i tried that 4 and a half months ago and woke up with a Taiwanese transvestite but to Ygrene it's just, "anoother day in the life, noooo biggieee".

i once witnessed a car robbery.
the dude disconnected the car alarm from under the car, then used a stick to open the front door.

does that count?

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On 'Moran' was purposefull spelt wrong, methinks: Those damn crackheads! Somebody should try to kill them all by slowly poisoning their bodies and minds over the years with highly-addictive narcotics!!! Oh, wait....

hehehehe

you were the only one who knew what i was referring to when i said moran

rofl rofl rofl

ahh comedy gold.

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Originally posted by {b.s.e.} I won't be the one to point out that you spelled 'moron' incorrectly. wait.. yes i will. If you had any idea about what was going on, you might realise that I wasn't coming back to buy one.

LOL Dude, I know, I was kidding.

Yeah man, I was in New Orleans for like literally, 5 minutes, when some hobo came up and tried to get money for vodka from me, ahahaha.

Ahh, I love the USA.

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Originally posted by placebo LOL Dude, I know, I was kidding. Yeah man, I was in New Orleans for like literally, 5 minutes, when some hobo came up and tried to get money for vodka from me, ahahaha. Ahh, I love the USA.

happens all the time in New Orleans dude.
there's this homeless guy that wants people to buy his fake i.d. for $10.

I was outside BW3's once and some homeless guy came over to my friend and I and told us he was with a couple who was getting married there (there was a wedding reception there) and he was wondering if he could get some money to get a pop. Despite how mean it really was, it was funny as hell. I just went "No, you'll just use it to buy booze!" and ran away.

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Originally posted by placebo LOL Dude, I know, I was kidding. Yeah man, I was in New Orleans for like literally, 5 minutes, when some hobo came up and tried to get money for vodka from me, ahahaha. Ahh, I love the USA.

I think NO has the highest murder rate in the US no?

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Originally posted by DaveSZ I think NO has the highest murder rate in the US no?

no. i think it was the highest rate of husbands killing their wives.

Quality thread.

The first poster seems like an extremely dangerous risk taker to me, its no suprise such severe trouble comes looking for him.

This reminds me of one day I was buying lunch and these guys yelled out to me who were driving a van, and I was wearing a suit, so fuck knows why they yelled out to me. So I went over and these 2 guys opened the back of this van and said they worked for a stereo company and they had made a mistake and got 2 extra speakers.

They were these fucking awesome powered speakers with inbuilt subs, would have fucking kicked it hooked up to my decks, and they needed to sell them right then and there. So dodgy. But I had no money on me so they drove me to a teller machine and my pay hadn't gone through so I couldn't buy them. They were worth like $1,800 each and I was going to pay $400 for the pair.

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Originally posted by töbias The first poster seems like an extremely dangerous risk taker to me, its no suprise such severe trouble comes looking for him.

lollerskates

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