Yeah i think your boyfriend has a great ass.


Anyways...maybe this guy who is always lying is just constipated, and embarassed?

nite mer, i know what you mean about the gold digging stepmom. she's so full of shit when she talks to me. the other day i called my dad cuz he was at my sister's (she just had a baby and they went to go see her), and she answered my dad's cell phone and she's like, "HI AUNT JAMIE"! in this fucking obnoxious squeeky baby talk voice, and then she was like, "i just told dustin all about you". dustin is my 4 day old nephew.


who the fuck talks like that??? she's a phony moron.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee like he'll grab his car keys (i'll hear them) then he'll walk by me and be like, "i'm going to my other office" which means the bathroom

That's not a lie. That's just dipshit toilet humor. At least he doesn't say
"I have to get something down on paper."

Just smack him if he does it again.

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Originally posted by Slylee nite mer, i know what you mean about the gold digging stepmom. she's so full of shit when she talks to me. the other day i called my dad cuz he was at my sister's (she just had a baby and they went to go see her), and she answered my dad's cell phone and she's like, "HI AUNT JAMIE"! in this fucking obnoxious squeeky baby talk voice, and then she was like, "i just told dustin all about you". dustin is my 4 day old nephew. who the fuck talks like that??? she's a phony moron.

That's really funny, because mine is exactly like that too. Acts so nice at times, but then she freaks out and goes off a second later. And when it suits her, she bends and changes truths to suit her argument.

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Originally posted by beats and beeps Anyways...maybe this guy who is always lying is just constipated, and embarassed?

no way, i've also witnessed him lying to his girlfriend bc he's constantly on his cell (when he should be filing) and i hear his convos. he and his gf fight about the DUMBEST shit ever. seriously, his fights with her remind me of when my boyfriend and i in highschool used to fight...i was 15.

also, he's a spoiled rich boy too, and he lies about how he "earns" his money and tells everyone that his parents don't help him out.
yea, ok sure buddy.

let's see, you drive a new corvette, you live in a huge house in miami (well at least he admits his parents own that) and he talks about the boats he has....he buys and sells them on the side...and he says he works here for free (they pay him under the table i'm sure). sometimes i feel like just putting him on the spot and being like, "well how did you get into buying and selling boats? i mean you had to start SOMEWHERE. did you just pull money out of your ass and one day say that you were gonna go buy a boat"? hahahah

he also tells everyone that he's premed and prelaw at UM...but i don't think he really is...he's such a fucking liar i swear i want to beat him sometimes.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee do you think someone like that could be labeled as a pathological liar?

YES

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what makes someone a pathological liar?

insecurity, whether it be from other lies, or
anything in general

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Originally posted by Ondrayce That's not a lie. That's just dipshit toilet humor. At least he doesn't say "I have to get something down on paper." Just smack him if he does it again.

lol, yea i got that part, thanks. the whole point is that he leaves and goes and fucks around but tells me he's going to the bathroom. it's like he doesn't even have to report to me, why doesn't he just walk out? instead he makes shit up every time.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

i knew a guy who gave the impression that he lied about his wealth. he would come up to me and my friends and preach about how many houses he got and his dad owns some big company in the UAE. it was funny cause we believed him at first till there was no evidence to back up his talk. then when he discovered we knew too much he moved on to lie to other people. weird shit

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my office is right next to the entrance so for some reason everyone passing by like to tell me where they r goin or sit down for a chit chat and vent..like i fucking care where u r goin just because i am close to the doors...cant u people see i am busy browsin TA hahaha

i dont get this thread