i once stuck a bobby pin in an outlet.
don't ask why...

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Originally posted by Slylee pissed on a circuit breaker in a building, took out the entire complex's power...thank god i didn't zap my junk. i really wasn't thinking.

talkin' about pissing, me and my friends were smokin weed at school once, we pissed everywhere where we were able to..thank god none of the teachers caught us, we pissed on class doors, basement, my friend smoked in front of principal office..

when i used to live in sheffield, we had a party at my house, and there were shit loads of drugs there.. the day after we were caning liquid acid, and sumhow i ended up in a pink bikini and a rainbow mullet wig with a spiked collar being chased down my street by former gatecrasher promoter [ben thompson] hoo was covered in ice cream shouting 'darcy darcy come back darcy'

there ARE pics out there sumwhere to prove, but ive yet to track them down.

i honestly cant pinpoint single incidences as theres always sumthing extemely stupid/silly goes off when im fucked

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Originally posted by bananas talkin' about pissing, me and my friends were smokin weed at school once, we pissed everywhere where we were able to..thank god none of the teachers caught us, we pissed on class doors, basement, my friend smoked in front of principal office..

speaking of pissing... about 3 weeks ago i was at my friends house and he had sum prescribed sleeping tablets in the house, and your only meant to have one to zoink you.. but i had 4 and 2 30mg codeine tablets.. ended up pretending i was my mates younger brothers GF and jumped in bed with him.. and as my mates GF was layed infront of the fire i got behind her and started spooning with her and rubbing her tits.. then went upstairs and pissed all over the bathroom.

none of which i remember ofcourse.. my mates mum wasnt very happy to say the least

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Bring it on down son, so you can get done, I got more styles than the miles to the sun,
Ninety three million five thousand flows, and heres one more for the HOoOoOoOOO'S!!!

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Originally posted by [N]ûk|êû[Z] speaking of pissing... about 3 weeks ago i was at my friends house and he had sum prescribed sleeping tablets in the house, and your only meant to have one to zoink you.. but i had 4 and 2 30mg codeine tablets.. ended up pretending i was my mates younger brothers GF and jumped in bed with him.. and as my mates GF was layed infront of the fire i got behind her and started spooning with her and rubbing her tits.. then went upstairs and pissed all over the bathroom. none of which i remember ofcourse.. my mates mum wasnt very happy to say the least

Ha ha. Story of the thread so far.

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bananas: you better edit that post...i didn't piss on a circuit breaker.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

Stuff i have done while being high..

01 hungout all over Walt DIsney Wolrd Magic Kingdom. (best high evar)

02 Watch a man walk down some stairs and drop a baby on his head (worst High evar)

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Originally posted by callme I've always meant to ask this....who the fuck are you? I mean i have never heard of you or the 5 friends you have on your myspace. Official info : chokeonit

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Originally posted by Slylee bananas: you better edit that post...i didn't piss on a circuit breaker.

sorry..st00pid me, i were to lame to find the 'quote' , so i tried to do 'originally posted..' manually.

I pissed outside a moving vehicle from the passenger window.

Mental Note: Always piss with the wind, not against it....

I tried it once and I don't think I got very high if at all, I just got paranoid as hell and felt strange...

Guess I gotta try it again sometime.

I love to get high i think i will right now.*brb*
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH, much better

There was this one time that a girl friend and I smoked til we were freakin silly. We smoked so much that you couldnt see but about 1 ft in front of you. Then came time for her to drop me off and go home. Before we got out the door she said she wasn't feeling so well. before we got in the car she passed out. SMACK! Goes her head on the concrete. I flipped my lid. And took her home with no license and ran all red lights and stopped at a green light Then i dropped her off and from being scared of her mom knowing i walked about 10 miles in the rain to my house.

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Originally posted by Slylee they say you don't really get high the first time, and i have to agree. the first time i did it, i was 15 and my girlriend was sleeping over, and we snuck out and went to the community pool with this punk that lived near me and he had some. so the 3 of us smoked and then she and i went back to my place and we just munched out and fell asleep. i don't remember really giggling a lot or anything. the 2nd time i got REALLY high and i couldn't stop laughing.

who's they?

i hear they say 1st time is the best, and any other time does not compare... and i'm a true witness to that.

i smoked out of a pipe 4 times in about 15 minutes, took HUGE hits, and then it hit me oh man was i paranoid once we got to the golf course.

>JM<