swamper is one of my alternate personalities.


yes i am.

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Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike Rumour has it he once killed a great white shark with his bare hands!

...and then he found Nemo

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Originally posted by Ian^ many many years ago, around the same time as the greek gods lived a mystical creature who only appeared to scare n00bs and do occasional media work. This beast lived in a wilderness, and populated a huge swamp. Some people were going to call him clive, but for some reason Swamper won the poll, many think due to coups lacklustre modding. Swamper decided that life in the swamp wasn't what he wanted in life, and tried to make an army with dead fish from the aforementioned swamp. After realising the dead fish would be no use, he surrounded himself in the cheapest creatures that swamp money could buy. These creatures were as follows Wicked Neo - Old man of the forest around the swamp who's hobbies include oggling females and closing the threads on his socks. ArturoB - Big ogre, usually found dying somewhere. JayD - Loyal sidekick of arturob, quite often found clearing up after his messes Linx - Tiger of the Jungle, ruler of all creatures 4 legged & soft tu_face - Known to those close to him as Jeff, this hideous creature comes from a magical mystical land where the church spire was slightly bent. People originally called it benttown but settled on chesterfield. Infinity - evil warlock who tried to lead Linx astray JdDark - horrible mugget who nobody cares for, disappeared into thin air, some say he made a new alias, but nobody really gave a flying fuck There were also the minions Coup - Crazy person who annoyed everyone so much that they locked him in a garden of polls and left him to clean up after people in there. To this day nobody has been able to put up with his company for too long. AndiH - The brains behind the project, knows everything except combination to swampers safe TTA - Awful warlock who is spited by most, Some people say swamper keeps his friends close and enemies closer, which is why this thing gets a chance, others just think he's a secret slave to everyone. With this weird & wonderful combination of people and things beside him, Swamper set out to build an empire so powerful that he could take over the world, pinky & the brain stylee.. did he manage it.... who knows, all i know is every week we have to goto the big temple of swamps and pray for our safety from him

Yep, Ian know's me best.

JaY

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ah, you bunch of c4nts

should've known better really, expecting a semi-sensible answer from COR, stupid me!!

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Originally posted by moondog ah, you bunch of c4nts should've known better really, expecting a semi-sensible answer from COR, stupid me!!

because your religion is trance, and not logical thought.

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Originally posted by jp ...and then he found Nemo

and ate him!!!!

your sig is hilarious.

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Wave is to particle as zero is to one as bagpipes are to modem noises.

poor nemo

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Originally posted by moondog ah, you bunch of c4nts should've known better really, expecting a semi-sensible answer from COR, stupid me!!

Yes, stupid you...

Ian where's my name and my description on the list you made ?

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Originally posted by fastmp3 Ian where's my name and my description on the list you made ?

cos i rushed the ending to get my breakfast i'll add more in a bit