Why couldnt Hellen Keller Drive.?




























Cause she was a Woman.

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this is from a movie hehehe...


Q: what's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?


A: you can drop them off anywhere

So this pedophile is leading a girl into the woods in the middle of the night. The little girl starts tugging on his sleeve "mister, mister, I'm afraid of the dark" to which he replied "you think you're scared? I have to walk back alone"

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Helping girls make bad decisions since 1979

Q:How did a monkey get down from a tree?





A:He jumped off

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I tried to sniff coke once.












































































































But the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

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"We did not choose to become robots. There was an accident in our studio. We were working on our sampler, and at exactly 9:09 a.m. on September 9, 1999, it exploded. When we regained consciousness, we discovered that we had become robots."

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Originally posted by TweeK Q:How did a monkey get down from a tree? A:He jumped off

why did the monkey fall from the tree?








cause he was dead

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quote:

Originally posted by DJFreaq wtf Ygrene is energy backwards

Sergio Jimenez - Hiatus pt.1, June 07 Compilation
http://myspace.com/sergiojimenez

why do farts smell?



















so deaf people can enjoy them too

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Originally posted by fitom tiel why did the monkey fall from the tree? cause he was dead

i dont know which joke was funnier mine or yours

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quote:

Originally posted by TweeK i dont know which joke was funnier mine or yours

they were both shit

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So this pedophile is leading a girl into the woods in the middle of the night. The little girl starts tugging on his sleeve "mister, mister, I'm afraid of the dark" to which he replied "you think you're scared? I have to walk back alone"

thats just wrong

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Originally posted by generic they were both shit

no SHiET!

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One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

He asked one man "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."

"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you" the lawyer said. But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree." "Bring them along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also."

The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!" "Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you." The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place - the grass is almost a foot high!"

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The time flies. The time flies feed on rotting clocks.

Q: What did one luch plate say to the other?
A: Lunch is on me.