int i = 0;

while (i == 0)
{
System.out.println("STOP USING JAVA CODE IN POSTS!")
}

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- Bill Clay

quote:

Originally posted by b.cl4y int i = 0; while (i == 0) { System.out.println("STOP USING JAVA CODE IN POSTS!") }

while (0 == 0)
{
System.out.println("STOP USING JAVA CODE IN POSTS!");
}

would be FAR more efficient

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Failed at becoming a god...

dissapointing

keep beleiving that code will one day unlock the matrix allowing you to master the universe... YES THERES HOPE

geeks pfft

quote:

Originally posted by OrZonE while (0 == 0) { System.out.println("STOP USING JAVA CODE IN POSTS!"); } would be FAR more efficient

actually the following would be even better:

while (true) {

//rest same as yours

}

OK NOW EVERYBODY STOP thx bye

quote:

Originally posted by AnotherWay83 actually the following would be even better: while (true) { //rest same as yours }

well...I haven't coded for a while...so there!

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Failed at becoming a god...

program doesnt work it suppose to be

public class vagina
{
public static void main (String[] args)
{
System.out.println("TOP 10 THINGS MEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP AND HAD A VAGINA FOR A DAY:");
System.out.println("10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.");
System.out.println("9. Squat over a hand mirror for an hour and a half.");
System.out.println("8. See if they could finally do a split.");
System.out.println("7. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.");
System.out.println("6. Get picked up in a bar in less that 10 minutes");
System.out.println("5. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.");
System.out.println("4. Go to the gyno and ask to have the examination recorded on video.");
System.out.println("3. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts, too.");
System.out.println("2. Actually catch a buzz off 1 wine cooler.");
System.out.println("And the # 1 thing a man would do is:");
System.out.println("1. Finally find that damn G-spot.");
}
}

quote:

Originally posted by echosystm the joke itself is mildly hilarious but was ruined by nerdy rambling

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test
test
test
test

TOP 10 THINGS MEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP AND HAD A VAGINA FOR A DAY:
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9. Squat over a hand mirror for an hour and a half.
8. See if they could finally do a split.

quote:

Originally posted by Rob TOP 10 THINGS MEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP AND HAD A VAGINA FOR A DAY: 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do a split.

import java.io.*;
import java.lang.*;

public class textColors{
public static void main(String[] args)throws IOException{
BufferedReader stdin = new BufferedReader(
new InputStreamReader(System.in));

System.out.println("Enter a string: ");
String in = stdin.readLine();

String red = "[COLOR=red*]";
String redC = "[/COLOR*]";

String blue = "[COLOR=green*]";
String blueC = "[/COLOR*]";

String green = "[COLOR=YELLOW*]";
String greenC= "[/COLOR*]";

String orange ="[COLOR=BLUE]";
String orangeC= "[/COLOR*]";


int i = 0;
while(i < in.length()){
System.out.print(red);
System.out.print(in.charAt(i));
System.out.print(redC);
i++;
System.out.print(blue);
System.out.print(in.charAt(i));
System.out.print(blueC);
i++;
System.out.print(orange);
System.out.print(in.charAt(i));
System.out.print(orangeC);
i++;
System.out.print(green);
System.out.print(in.charAt(i));
System.out.print(greenC);
i++;
}

}

}

Last edited by Rob on Nov-16-2004 at 12:46

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