**Takes the alarm clock before it goes off, and replaces one of GoldenarmZ's brain cells wiv it**


**stands there and watches as alarm is due to go off any sec**

muahahahaha

*bounces round the room like something from a tom 'n' jerry cartoon*

*gets up and picks his teeth out of the wall*

*takes a box of matches from his pocket and eyes up PvT's tickets...*

*runs into pvt's room*

*saves pvt's tickets*

*tables intruder*

*runs out*

*sells tickets and makes profiet*

**now GoldenarZ has REALLY done it**

**looks around for GoldenarmZ's NEC ticket**

Coup u twat I locked me room before goin out!!

OH wait!! LOOK! are these my keys on the floor??

**slaps Coup with a sucker punch**

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

* * demands to no why pvt has the real madrid logo as his avatar * *

(hehe i own shirt, shorts and socks! hehe, socks blow!)

*while everyone isnt looking, raids PvT's drug stash*

___________________
MUGGETS

**pissed of why everyone iz makin their way into me room and nikin everythin**

**hides me decks, mixer, speakers, amp, real madrid flag, and puts everythin else up for grabs**

**grabs a flagpole and follows tu_face's foot prints**

oops..

**locks me room first**

**AND closes window**

**takes a swing at volksjoolz while iz on me way**

* * what the hell is going on anymore!!!! * *

***gets up off floor wiv flagpole stickin uncomfortably out of ribs**

***cunningly pickpockets pvt wiv pole and grabs keys**

**goes to locksmiths n gets 1000 keys cut**

**pm's every ta known to exsist n tell them where pvts secret room is**

***has the most stompin party n wrecks pvts room, burns his real madrid shirt and goes two's wiv tu_face on PVT's drug stash****

___________________

**PvT cannot handle anymore nonsense**

**so goes 3 wiv Volksjoolz nd tu_face in raidin PvT's drug stash **

**while Volksjoolz starts trippin, PvT starts twistin and shoving about the flagpole while it is still stickin out of ribs (all that for burning the Madrid flag!)**

**does a piledriver on tu_face just ova the pile of keys that volksjoolz has got from the locksmiths**

**runs like fuck**