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NTL woman, we love you.
I must admit to have fallen in love with the nice robot lady that keeps telling me how much my call means to her, between about 50 verses of the same *FUCKING* MIDI song that is repeated over and over. For I can tell her all of my problems, and still she never hangs up, but just tells me how much I mean to her.
Swoon! 
One day, I hope there to be enough hours in the day (24hour helpline MY ARSE) so I can actually get through this sick fantasy and talk to someone on the other end. hmmm, we will wait and see.
Come on NTL, give us what we really want 
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