Most people on my list turn off their computers when they're away.

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i like to leave stuff about masturbation and see who is the first to respond to it hehehe....

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Originally posted by Floorfiller i like to leave stuff about masturbation and see who is the first to respond to it hehehe....

aaaaah man one of my best friends would let us leave away messages when we left his house
so for a while, we'd always put 'masturbating...A LOT' cause he had it up as a joke once
and we did it often enough we hoped that people would start taking it seriously
and then for a while
and one of his saved ones, for w/e reason, was 'its christmas, what else would i be doing?'

and lately its been 'its christmas, why wouldn't i be masturbating...A LOT'
aaaah the joys of high school

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Originally posted by fitom tiel dude, that's Dido

So is this one:

When your stoned baby, and I am drunk, and we make love, it feels, a little desolate.


EDIT: I used to have an awesome beatboxing I had typed of Wizzy Noise - Radical Payne, but I lost it. Im off to try and find it.

EDITEDIT: Ok, it seems to be gone forever, but it was awesome, and totally senseless.

You must trsut me.

Last edited by on Nov-22-2004 at 17:19

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Originally posted by fitom tiel dude, that's Dido

nah he's a good friend of mine too, and he's completely emo
then one day i showed him dido (back before her newer album came out) and i was like hey man, her stuff's depressing, and its a chick singing, and she's hot
and now he listens to dido
now where the hell's TTA?
i swear he's got an alarm for anytime anyone mentions dido

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"Getränke holen und dann zur Lena poppen"

i thinks, i means something like:
"Get some Beverages and after that go to have sex with Lena"

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my personal fav is ..

"hello. i am sorry i am not online right now. please leave your name and ip address, and i will get back to you when i have all your information inside your hard drive."

or

"hello. i am sorry i am not online right now. i am currently trying to stalk another online member right now. leave your name and address, and i will get back with you."

meh none of my buddies have cool away messages up right now.

i have a bunch of good ones on my home computer, maybe i'll post them later.

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lovebirds tracklist archive | vincenzo tracklist archive

all my friends put up lyrics from songs. im not really sure why, but heres one that i use sometimes.

Detective Loya: Did you ever ask her if you wanted, if you could cum in her face?
Kobe Bryant: Yes. That's when she said no.
Loya: So what did, what did you say?
Kobe: Um, you know, that's when I asked if I could cum in her face, she said no.
Loya: So you like to cum in your partner's face?
Kobe: That's my thing.

exerpt from the Kobe Bryant police interview

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Originally posted by jonze234 Detective Loya: Did you ever ask her if you wanted, if you could cum in her face? Kobe Bryant: Yes. That's when she said no. Loya: So what did, what did you say? Kobe: Um, you know, that's when I asked if I could cum in her face, she said no. Loya: So you like to cum in your partner's face? Kobe: That's my thing. exerpt from the Kobe Bryant police interview

LOL!!!

Link plz if possible?

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Originally posted by TweeK LOL!!! Link plz if possible?

kobe bryant

it starts on the bottom of the page and goes onto page 19