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Originally posted by PhloTron Thank goodnes...I thought I was a goner when I submerged my head in that vat of hydrochloric acid...

Depending on the molarity of the HCl, you'd either die from the acid eating the protein on your body, or you'd drown from the water.

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Originally posted by Tranc3 Depending on the molarity of the HCl, you'd either die from the acid eating the protein on your body, or you'd drown from the water.

Then I'm a goner...

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Originally posted by PhloTron Then I'm a goner...

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Originally posted by Tranc3 How does this even make sense? Fish drown when they're held out of water, hence the blond kills the fish by holding it out of the water. Where is teh funnay???

i REALLY hope you're kidding

if not: a blonde thinks "hey, im gonna drown this fish," so she holds it underwater. in otherwords, its calling her stupid for assuming she can kill it by holding it underwater... which if you didnt know, is where fish live

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Originally posted by Tranc3 No, actually when a fish is kept out of water it will drown. Drowning in the purely biological sense is when you no longer have access to your breathing material. In a purely human sense, you can only drown in water. However, a fish is not a human. I find it hard to believe that none of you have ever heard a biologist say this. Death by asphyxiation due to your environment is drowning.

Since most of us aren't biologists we trust the dictionaries with definitions of words, rather than biology

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Originally posted by Taz Enjoy the blonde jokes while you can. It's been noted that the genes that produce blond hair are recessive; and that at some point the genes may be cancelled out.

i highly doubt any of us will be alive to see that happen. atleast i hope so

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Originally posted by Tranc3 In a purely human sense, you can only drown in water. Death by asphyxiation due to your environment is drowning.

You could drown in a bunch of things other than water (coca cola, orange juice, etc *yes i know these products contain a lot of water*). Also people don't "drown" in space, they asphyxiate. Drowning refers to asphyxiation in a liquid environment.

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