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Originally posted by Zenchowdah and i wish i was an oscar meyer weiner.

wish granted but you're only the size of an electron so no one can see you or know that you exist.



I wish I wish in a jacuzzi right now

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Originally posted by Mebot wish granted but you're only the size of an electron so no one can see you or know that you exist. I wish I wish in a jacuzzi right now

instead of water, it pumps blood, and is the HE-ART 2200 model.

i wish i was the smartest man alive

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Originally posted by Zenchowdah instead of water, it pumps blood, and is the HE-ART 2200 model. i wish i was the smartest man alive

Wish granted, you are also the fattest man alive and will die of a massive heart attack in less than a month




I wish I lived in a big house.

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Originally posted by Mebot Wish granted, you are also the fattest man alive and will die of a massive heart attack in less than a month I wish I lived in a big house.

wish granted but your house is made of noodles so when it rains, you're fucked...

i wish i could stop biting my nails

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Originally posted by D-res i wish i could stop biting my nails

Wish granted, but now you're biting MY nails!


I wish I had a xylophone

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Originally posted by Mebot Wish granted, but now you're biting MY nails! I wish I had a xylophone

wish granted but i ended up chewing off your fingers and toes so its of no use anymore


i wish i had a new mixer

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Originally posted by D-res i wish i had a new mixer

wish granted, but you don't know what to do with your new cement mixer except make sidewalks and then write your initials in it.




I wish I didn't have to pay for beer or alcohol.

You got it, but alcohol has just been banned by a prohibition president...

I wish I could get into better shape.

wish granted but you have liver cancer


I wish i didnt have school for the next two months so i could spend the whole time with my girlfriend...

EDIT: damn.. too slow

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Originally posted by D-res I wish i didnt have school for the next two months so i could spend the whole time with my girlfriend...

wish granted, but your girlfriend is a gorilla



I wish I had 400,000 bottles of water

Done.

But these bottles are melted by water.


I wish I was 10 times drunker than i am right now