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Originally posted by trancebrat So what you are saying is that either 1) you brush your teeth with your car keys or 2) you hold your car keys while brushing your teeth because the jingling adds additonal stimulation to the bristle action?

I actually brush my teeth in the shower, so all the above is done with the water running. I'm pretty sick of having wet socks though, and the boot from ironing my clothes in water makes my hair stick up.

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wake up around 7:20, hit the snooze button, wake up again at 7:30, hit the snooze button, wake up AGAIN at 7:40, hit the off button and turn on the shower.. take a piss, then brush my teeth while the shower is getting hot.. shower, get out, put on deodorant, put on clothes, brush/gel hair, put on cologne, grab something to eat from the fridge on the way out, get in the car, drive to work, get to work around 8:30 or so, check out whats goin that morning with my assistant, put out the daily fires (issues).. grab a diet coke, do some work, bump some tunes... start the day..

-Brett

Seriously, though, I have two key elements to a standard morning:

1. Shower. I almost never shower before sleeping. If I exercise or something I might shower during the day, but my normal, set in stone shower time is right after I wake up.

2. Coffee. I typically drink two or three cups of coffee in the morning. Strong spanish coffee at espresso grind -- none of this American colored water sh¡t. If it's a leisurely morning, such as on weekends, I'll make a cappuccino instead. Though typically I make espresso-based drinks in the afternoon.

I wake up,
wipe the vomit from my face,
tell the bitch (your mom) to get the hell out of my bed,
go into the bathroom and change my dipers,
grab a beer out the fridge and wash down two asprins,
stumble back to bed and fall asleep.

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Woke up, got up, near eleven o'clock
butt naked except I was wearing my socks
and that's cool, 'cause most the time this floor is cold
stand up and stretch look around this mess
my place has been a cage since she left me
make my way to the kitchen, start the coffee
then dip to the bathroom, begin the triple-s
and wash the previous evening off me
now out the shower, get dry, shove a q-tip in my ear
well, what do we have here?
it appears as if a piece of me has got motivation
ain't nothin' wrong with a little morning masturbation
fresh, dressed like fifty cents
clean and awake now I'm ready to commence
spark up the caffeine and nicotine binge
and that's pretty much the pattern of how the day begins

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hmmm... nothing unusual about my morning routine..

wake up, brush teeth/shower if i havent done it the night before/put on some socks... go downstairs and check email/computer...head back upstairs make lunch, dress, go to work.


if its a cold day, ill go out to warm my car up a somewhere between the lunch making and the going to work.

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to make it short:

wake up
take a shower
brush my teeth
fix hair
get clothes on, make up, etc..
eat breakfast
take the dogs out
and start the day.

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Hit snooze button ~3 times
Crawl out of loft bed without killing self
Check email (I'm a dork, I know)
Piss, shower, etc
Food [Sometimes breakfast, sometimes lunch, depending on when my first class is]
Class

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Originally posted by mezzir well, what do we have here? it appears as if a piece of me has got motivation ain't nothin' wrong with a little morning masturbation

haahahahaha

For some reason I always have to pee so very badly, that I just have to go to the bathroom as soon as I wake up. If I have to work in the morning, I eat breakfast, maybe take a crap, then go to work. Otherwise I mostly drive my girlfriend to school, take her car, come back home, play with the computer, eat some food, then go to work (or stay home, if I have no work that day).

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