If i could freeze time i would go arrange some pigeons in a rude position on some tv presenters head, the presenter would think they were the shit, and one of those arseholes who you just wanna smack in the face.

I would then draw a moustache and glasses with black marker pen. Obviously the pre-wearing of said glasses would negate the drawing of the glasses with the pen.

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I'd go places... look around people's houses, maybe steal some stuff from stores, perv on some hot girls, dunno what else.

EDIT: oh and I'd find someone giving a speech to lots of people (or someone on live TV) and undo their belt and trousers.

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Probably poop while I was running naked. Then I could turn around and see a cool string of pooplets hovering in the air behind me, floating in time. Magical. Stunning. Beautiful.

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Originally posted by NeoPhono Probably poop while I was running naked. Then I could turn around and see a cool string of pooplets hovering in the air behind me, floating in time. Magical. Stunning. Beautiful.

haha, yes!

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Originally posted by NeoPhono Probably poop while I was running naked. Then I could turn around and see a cool string of pooplets hovering in the air behind me, floating in time. Magical. Stunning. Beautiful.

I would steal shit. Tons of it. Planes, DVD players, TVs, laptops, computers, cars, money, drugs...

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Originally posted by Masonious you win again dude - and nice move shoving the whole i figured out how to order pizza thing in my face. i tried that 4 and a half months ago and woke up with a Taiwanese transvestite but to Ygrene it's just, "anoother day in the life, noooo biggieee".

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Originally posted by NeoPhono Probably poop while I was running naked. Then I could turn around and see a cool string of pooplets hovering in the air behind me, floating in time. Magical. Stunning. Beautiful.

Oh God, that reminds me of a drunken antic usually performed by one of my mates when he gets drunk (although luckily he doesn't drink that often). It's called "The Stag". It involves being really pissed, and then on the way home from the pub, you jump onto the nearest cricket pitch. Once you get into the middle, you pull down your trousers, whip out your little fella and proceed to piss all over the grass, whilst running around with your trousers round your ankles, and your hands up by your head (to give the impression of antlers, and hence the name "Stag"). The secret is not weeing all over your shoes.

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Originally posted by Streakfury Oh God, that reminds me of a drunken antic usually performed by one of my mates when he gets drunk (although luckily he doesn't drink that often). It's called "The Stag". It involves being really pissed, and then on the way home from the pub, you jump onto the nearest cricket pitch. Once you get into the middle, you pull down your trousers, whip out your little fella and proceed to piss all over the grass, whilst running around with your trousers round your ankles, and your hands up by your head (to give the impression of antlers, and hence the name "Stag"). The secret is not weeing all over your shoes.

That sounds really fun.

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Originally posted by DjSimonB EDIT: oh and I'd find someone giving a speech to lots of people (or someone on live TV) and undo their belt and trousers.

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

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I would put my work colleagues in weird senarios

1) I would get the old bat secretary into the bosses office & bend her over. Id position the boss behind her, stick his finger up her bum & then put his finger around to her lip in the dirty Sanchez position.

2) There is this hot chick at work. id get her naked in my office in a weird position

3) Id get the trainee bloke & lie him down naked in the urinal with the yellow cakes on his eyelids. Id then move other female staff into the boys dunny with dildos in their hands like they are wizzing with them.

4) Id then proceed to change all the blokes desktops with ghey pron backdrops.


Id then sit back & click my finger to let time start up again. It would be funny watching the mayhem unfold!!

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that would be awesome