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| quote: | Originally posted by citric_acid
my bf the other day was in art, leaning back agenst the cupboard, and he was zoning out not really drawing, then all the sudden i look up and it was slow motion, his chair slides out from under him, his head hits the table, he kicks over a few more chairs, then he trys 2 catch himself and more chairs fall, he ended up spraining his wrist my me and his friends couldnt stop laughing at him, he even went 2 the nurse and i was like "what a looser" and his friend was like "pussy" then his other friend was like "bitch" and he came back in with a cast like thinger on it lmao, one thing 2 fall outa ur chair, another 2 get injured while doing it |
And it's another thing to laugh at your friends when they injure themselves. Hope it makes him realize that he needs new friends because the ones he has kinda suck.
Anyways, a friend of mine in High School was a fucking eating machine. This kid always had something to eat, or else he just shut down completely - he was also one of those tall, lanky kids and you wonder how the hell he pulled it off. One day, his class threw a party in the morning, and he managed to take some waffles and a bottle of syrup from this party - all day long, he was taking a bite of waffle, then putting his lips to this bottle of syrup and sucking out of it as though it were a bottle of water. To him, I suppose, this made the most sense. Needless to say, everyone questiond his logic, as always, but he continued on. Now before I go on, I'd just like to say that I'm a very sensitive person. I'm not talking about emotions - I just always have a sense of what's around me - sight, sound, smell - that sort of thing. My intuition, in this case, told me that something very bad would come of this syrup-guzzling. My suspicions were confirmed when my friend, at lunch, placed his lips around the bottle's head to take a "swig", tilted his head back...
and inspired my other friend to suddenly reach across the table and squeeze the bottle of syrup as hard as he could. The lid immediately popped right out, flew down my friend's throat, and with it a large wave of maple-goodness. In an instant, he was completely drenched in maple syrup and in the process of coughing up not only the lid of an economy-sized jug of Aunt Jemima, but the viscous contents of the Aunt as well. The look on that kid's face was absolutely priceless - when I think about it, I realize that a camera would have been so incredibly perfect that it surpassed words. However, when I truly think about it, I realize that a picture cannot effectively capture the hilarity of the situation. Icing on the cake (or syrup on the waffle, as it would be) was the fact that my friend who squeezed the syrup immediately took off running while my syrup-covered friend followed closely behind his tail. He was eventually caught when he ran into the teacher's lounge while a large group of art teachers were feeding their faces. My syrup-covered friend showed his gratitude by giving my other friend a large, sticky hug...in front of all the astonished faces of the art department. 
Fucking classic. 
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