| quote: | Originally posted by Drunkpolak
What kind of bees make milk??????????
Boobees |
heheh... thats one of my fav's, (and i LOVED the ones renegade posted - so fookin stooped by funny!)
I am the KING of bad and tasteless jokes....
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DISCLAIMER
**The following jokes are pretty bad, some are downright rude and some contain rude words. If you are underage, or are easily offended, please do not read on!! This is NO joke!!
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1) What are Pirate movies rated? AARRRRRRRR!
2) Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
3) Whats the worst part about eating bald pu$$y? Taking off the diaper (ok, sorry.... that is disgusting - a NY friend of mine told me that)
4) What does GAY stand for? Got Aids Yet?
5) What is the difference between a fag and a suppository? About 4 inches....
6) How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2 - 1 to screw it in and 1 to suck my d!ck! (ok, another bad one, but funny tho)
7) How do you know when its bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When the big hand touches the little hand.
8) So this 90 year old woman at a nursing home, she's feeling really horny right? So she goes into the living room and lifts her skirt and while shaking her hips yells "Super Pu$$y, Super Pu$$y!" ... but no takers. So she goes to the arts and crafts room, and does the same, shaking her hips, lifting her skirt yelling "Super Pu$$y, Super Pu$$y!" ... still no takers. Finally she goes into the dining room and sees one old man sitting there, and she goes up to him and does it again "Super Pu$$y, Super Pu$$y!!" ....... after a moment of silence he looks up and says ...... "i'll have the soup!"
9) Why do elephants have 4 feet? Because 2 feet wouldn't satisfy a female elephant!
10) So this guy goes to the supermarket, and he buys a frozen pizza, a 6 pack of beer, and some chips and salsa...... when he gets to the checkout counter, the cashier, a cute girl of 19 or so asks "You're single, aren't ya?"
"yeah, how'd you guess" he asked....
"... because you're fuckn' ugly!" she said. (heheh, thats one of my fav's!)
11) How do you know when your wife is having an orgasm? Who cares?
12) Why did god create women? ... Cause sheep can't cook.
13) What 2 words will clear out a men's room? "nice cock!"
14) Why do husbands keep lying to their wives? ... because the wives keep asking questions...
15) What did Woody Allen say to Michael Jackson? I'll give you two 10's for a 20! (heheh... kinda bad, but funny)
16) How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? ...Give him a blow job!
17) Why did the Austrailian team arrive late to the Gay Olympics? ... B/c they couldn't get out of Sydney
18) What's the difference between a gay man and a refridgerator? .. A refridgerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out!
19) A gay guy goes to his doctor for an examination.... the doctor examines him then turns his back to him...
"what is it doc?" the patient asks...
"I'm sorry, i have awful news.."
"it's not-"
"yes it is" the doctor says. "You have AIDS and you have Alzheimers"
The patient breathes a huge sigh of relief
"That is awful," the patient replies "but at least i don't have AIDS"
20) How can you tell when a Polish woman is on her period? ..When she's only wearing one sock.
21) A guy comes home and sees his girlfriend packing.
"Honey, whats wrong?" the man asks...
"I'm leaving!" She replied.." I heard you were a PEDOPHILE!"
"Pfffft!" The man retorts... "THATS a big word for a 6 year old!"
I know they were sick, but i can almost guarantee at least ONE of them had you on the floor!       
Cheers!
-ABT-
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