I agree. The fluffies are a pain.

It adds an element of thrill to your pee break though. I usually get it stood up, then go to do my thing, but the entire time I'm worried that it'll fall.

In my case, it hasn't yet. Still, it's a frightening thought.

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Originally posted by kypez I hate the fluffy thing. Its impossible to piss with one hand while holding the stupid thing up what the hell is the point of it>

lol Ive had to do that at my girlfriends place lately
Ive been thinking about just taking a piss sitting down just to avoid that prob
Im gonna have to have a weird one on one convo with her 2morrow when I go see her

yerrr, those fluffy seat covers are a silly idea. I suppose I would enjoy sitting on a wooly one if im their for a long crap journey hmmm.

Anyways, I went over a mates place who has the fluffy seat. We drank some beer & I finnaly needed a pee. I see this pink dead animal lying on the toilet seat & was WTF!? I looked closer & there we things sticking to it & the fur was all knotted like dread locks! This thing had dags on it!!!

Its a pee & poo collector if you ask me. If I was to buy one, id use it once, wipe my ass with it & send it to my ex-girlfriend as a christmas present!

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Originally posted by Nell my cover quacks when you take a shit..

What happens if you have "the shits"?

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Originally posted by Nell my cover quacks when you take a shit..

a turd sensing duck!! What a great invention!!

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i once had one those fluffy covers push the lid back while taking a piss. Needless to say i made quite a mess

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Originally posted by beats and beeps What happens if you have "the shits"?

it goes fuckin' quackers!!!!

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Theoretically if I was a situation with the fluffy toilet seat cover id probably piss with one hand holding it up (assuming i had already noticed it was prone to falling down!)

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Originally posted by lücid i don't know any females who have such a thing, but it's a good idea. maybe it will teach guys to put the seat down more often after they are done.

I think It's plain fair to leave it up. After all we have to put the seat up in the first place.
But no, women want us to put the seat up AND down every time we use the toilet, instead of them putting it down, and us putting it up
Out if respect, if i go to a house dominated by females, ill put it back down, but otherwise, no way!

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Originally posted by Gunyouken Even though this is just a hypothetical situation

bastardo! you had me there

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BTW what would you guys do if you loose control of a situation in a bathroom? I'm talking you at a dinner with you gf folks, or some other Do not bugger this up event.

Has this ever happend to any of you?

I think this will mostly apply to guys, cause I don't think girls loose control of a situation in a bathroom, maybe they do??


THe one time I went to some peoples house , and I went into the bathroom, and there was no light... I really had to go, cause I had been holding it in for who knows how long(THis is number 1 btw), luckely I had the presence of mind to sit down. Intead of aiming in the dark. After a while my friend goes there, and he comes out and looks a little uncomfortable, and whispers to me " I think I pissed all over the place" I almost cracked myself!! never did find out what the people thought... Maybe they thought it was me.

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