Originally posted by stren
it includes hiring a hitman to end her humiliating litte life
WHeres the contract? I'll be glad to whack her and her other more annoying sister Jessica for free.
Seriousely man, I hate Jessica Simpson a lot. She is such a lazy,copy-cat,annoying,disgusting,talentless,dumb Blonde. I bet her father molested her and Ashlee have you ever heard what he says in interviews and on her show? that mother****** is weird.
Also Jessica Simpson would have been a nobody withough that stupid reality show, same goes for her ugly looking sister who looks like a troll.
Jan-12-2005 21:00
CosmoKid
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Registered: Jul 2003
Location: New Jersey, USA
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Originally posted by DjEuphoria
WHeres the contract? I'll be glad to whack her and her other more annoying sister Jessica for free.
Seriousely man, I hate Jessica Simpson a lot. She is such a lazy,copy-cat,annoying,disgusting,talentless,dumb Blonde. I bet her father molested her and Ashlee have you ever heard what he says in interviews and on her show? that mother****** is weird.
Also Jessica Simpson would have been a nobody withough that stupid reality show, same goes for her ugly looking sister who looks like a troll.
I totally disagree. She is one of the few of the current pop-queens who actually has some vocal talent and the looks to back it.
Molestation is not something to joke about...although daddy simpson is quite strange with the comments about how sexy his daughter is and her DD titties.
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Jan-12-2005 21:10
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I'd hit it.
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Jan-12-2005 22:34
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Originally posted by placebo
I'd hit it.
you'd hit an old log
Jan-12-2005 22:42
idoru
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Location: Cascadia
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Originally posted by CosmoKid
I totally disagree. She is one of the few of the current pop-queens who actually has some vocal talent and the looks to back it.
Wait... Getting caught lip-syncing and blaming it on her band is talent? No. Talent is realizing your band is playing the wrong song and adjusting yourself for that song.
Oh, and I think she looks like a skank.
Jan-12-2005 23:09
jonSun
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I wonder if she can really bounce back from her recent misshaps.
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Jan-12-2005 23:11
goodgreef
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Registered: Oct 2004
Location: Victoria, Canada
i signed it. because she's an attention whore and we need more talent in the music business.. not more whores.
Originally posted by idoru
Talent is realizing your band is playing the wrong song and adjusting yourself for that song.
actually it wasn't the bands fault. the SNL engineers screwed up cueing the wrong song which would have been broadcast regardless of what the band did. she couldn't 'adjust' to it because they cued the song she just sang. of course the lowest person on the totem pole always gets blamed.
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Jan-13-2005 00:06
idoru
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Location: Cascadia
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Originally posted by igottaknow
actually it wasn't the bands fault. the SNL engineers screwed up cueing the wrong song which would have been broadcast regardless of what the band did. she couldn't 'adjust' to it because they cued the song she just sang. of course the lowest person on the totem pole always gets blamed.
I know. I'm just saying that because she ended up attempting to blame the band, which makes no sense at all.
Jan-13-2005 00:15
igottaknow
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Registered: Feb 2001
Location: The Future
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Originally posted by idoru
I know. I'm just saying that because she ended up attempting to blame the band, which makes no sense at all.
i'm not excusing her actions she just passed the blame down the ladder, in this case to the band. if the band had a chance they would have blamed the roadies, who'd blame the new intern, who'd blame the homeless guy on the street, who'd blame his imaginary friend Harvey.
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Jan-13-2005 00:28
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Registered: Jan 2005
Location: Toronto, Canada
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Originally posted by itsTrueSonic
does this include her music-wise and tv-wise also ...??? i saw a commercial saying that there is a season 2 of "the ashlee simpson show" ... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!11233456!!
PLEASE STOP THE INSANITY!
OH YES PLEASE STOPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jan-13-2005 00:54
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Registered: Nov 2003
Location: Texas
did anybody see her sing at the Orange Bowl? she was hileriously horrible. her voice broke several times especially at the end. and she got booed. and it was all over the talk morning radio the next morning.