Heres how its done.....

Have a friend knock her books in the hallway as shes walking to her class.

Then bang!!! you come in and help her pick up her books.You say are you "ok" but look at her stright in her eyes. Then Bang!!!! Love at first sight.

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go to her computer class and find her email. do the legal thing and see if she has a member directory under her email service. Then you can find out her name, her age, birthday, favorite meal, etc.

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Originally posted by Floorfiller all you have to do is listen to me... walk up to her and say hi i'm Ory...just say that you've seen her around and wanted to get to know her better and ask her if she'd like to go grab some lunch with you... done...

Don't listen to Jason. He isn't getting any, and those weak as lines didn't work on the girl from his work.

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Originally posted by TweeK Then bang!!!

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Right... when she's bent over.

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Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike If I wanted to listen to a DJ bang out shit as weak sounding as Andy Moor / Markus Schulz etc. i'd go listen to Armin van Buuren. Nothing fucks me off more than a fan that thinks a DJ can do no wrong. There is a lot of good music out there. How some people can be so easily pleased is beyond my comprehension.

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Originally posted by Ory ...chat up a girl when not at a party (or an event like that)? There's this really cute girl, but I don't even know her, and I only see her at school. And no, she's not in my class. What do I do? And please don't make fun of me.

fake an American accent...seemed to be most girls at Swedish Uni thot i was faking|

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Originally posted by NiteMer Don't listen to Jason. He isn't getting any, and those weak as lines didn't work on the girl from his work.

yeah but i'm having dinner with that other girl tonight



but you're right...i'm the last person to be giving advice hehehe

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Originally posted by NiteMer Go with the "hest kuk" line then.

He's not in Trondheim

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Originally posted by Sand Leaper He's not in Trondheim

Hest kuk, hästkuk. Same thing, is it not?

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Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike If I wanted to listen to a DJ bang out shit as weak sounding as Andy Moor / Markus Schulz etc. i'd go listen to Armin van Buuren. Nothing fucks me off more than a fan that thinks a DJ can do no wrong. There is a lot of good music out there. How some people can be so easily pleased is beyond my comprehension.

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Originally posted by Ory Yeah, dunno what I'm waiting for really. I've been smiling at her when I walk past her, and she's kinda looked back, but I dunno if that means anything.

ah but this is Sweden. first thing i noticed was that girls dont shy away and often give the stink eye first thing.

do you know what she is interested in? it cant be flaming Armin lovers on TA so youll have to improvise...

but seriously the older you get the more you realize just taking any effort no matter how lame should help...if not, you never had a chance.

Erik i dont even think that 'hest kuk' translates all that well...'helt kuk? kanske?' thats a lesson in lagom|

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Originally posted by smokeape Two words..leather fist. Right between the eyes! You can have at it after that. [[[smoke]]] Max Graham ft Jessica Riddle - Gone

hahahah i saw you posted the wrong picture