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01/17/2005 at 05:12:01 I steal from the return mail box in my apartment building. They just leave an open crate there in the middle of the room... its treated like a junk mail box... but its really supposed to be for mail that the mailman should take back to sender. Why don't they secure it then? I see those birthday and (cha-ching) christmas cards in there and I just take them all. You just know there's cash in most of them. If I don't get them first... someone else will. I can't let anyone else get my money! It's all mine!

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01/17/2005 at 17:12:35 I never wash my hands after going to the bathroom. Ever.

this site is hilarious!

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747076485 My girlfriend had a serious head injury. She was put in the hospital and when she was sedated, I fucked her. I hope there wasnt camaras in there.

thats rape buddy...... sometimes i just wonder.. you guys.

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Originally posted by shaniqs thats rape buddy...... sometimes i just wonder.. you guys.

god, that's filthy.

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"Me and my better half spent sunday night making and eating a very filling and spicy mexican. Afterwards we were feeling quite frisky and after some writhing on the sofa decided to get dirty in his bedroom. Knickers on the floor - I bent over on the bed and let him play with my kitty from behind. He was getting quite turned on and going for it like the naughty boy he is when I felt an enormous throbbing and burning sensation in my pussy. It didn't take long to work out that he still had chilli juice on his fingers from cooking the meal and the burning feeling was making my eyes water. Needless to say he continued to bang away and it made the experience more intense. I may even try it again!"

LOL.

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"I always pee in the sink of public washrooms and shit on the toilet seat on purpose."

LOL

"i snorted an eightball a week for the past 3 months. and i didnt even lose any weight!!but my wallet is lighter"

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Originally posted by {b.s.e.} "i snorted an eightball a week for the past 3 months. and i didnt even lose any weight!!but my wallet is lighter"

"every time I see an advertisment for pizza bagels I have to eat at least one box of them. The jingle may be funny to you, but for me "pizza in the morning, pizza at noon time, pizza at suppertime," is a horrible reality. unfortunetly, with piazza on a bagle I can have pizza anytime."

my favourite.

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Originally posted by {b.s.e.} "every time I see an advertisment for pizza bagels I have to eat at least one box of them. The jingle may be funny to you, but for me "pizza in the morning, pizza at noon time, pizza at suppertime," is a horrible reality. unfortunetly, with piazza on a bagle I can have pizza anytime." my favourite.

And there we have an easy way to Hypercholesterolemia.

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Originally posted by DarkAngel And there we have an easy way to Hypercholesterolemia.

seriously, i laugh every time i read that. i confessed on the site that i laugh at all of these pathetic souls and that i don't have any relatable guilt.

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Originally posted by {b.s.e.} seriously, i laugh every time i read that. i confessed on the site that i laugh at all of these pathetic souls and that i don't have any relatable guilt.

Your custom status reflects the quoted statement quite well.