All the jokes are gold How about some of these donnt if some maybe already up their

Q. What do you get if you cross a french with a monkey ?
A. Nothing, monkeys are too intelligent to fuck french people.

Q. What do you do if you see a drowning french ?
A. Throw him an anchor.

Q. How do you save a drowning french ?
A. Take your foot of his head.

Q. What do you call a french with half a brain ?
A. Gifted.

Q. How many french does it take to pave a driveway ?
A. It depends on how thin you slice them.

Q. Why do french smell so bad?
A. So blind people can hate them too.

Q. What does a smart french, and Santa Clause have in common?
A. They're both fictional characters.

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Q: Why did the French celebrate their World Cup Championship in 2000 so wildly?
A: It was their first time they won anything without the help of the U.S.

Q: What is the most useful thing in the French Army?
A: A rearview mirror, so they can see the war.

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A long time ago, Britain and France were at war. During one battle, the French captured an English major. Taking the major to their headquarters, the French general began to question him. The French general asked, "Why do you English officers all wear red coats? Don't you know the red material makes you easier targets for us to shoot at?" In his quiet English way, the major informed the general that the reason English officers wear red coats is so that if they are shot, the blood won't show and the men they are leading won't panic. And that is why from that day to now all French Army officers wear brown pants.