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Originally posted by Sly_Guy Oh man, I'd have been making so much fun of teenagers who go to a monster truck rally to make out. Seriously, hick jokes, female jokes, youngster jokes....They'd have no idea what hit them.

What about the whole "making out while breathing toxic-fumes" angle?

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that works too.
'come on baby, I don't have herpes, I swear! These sores are cuase by the noxious gases in the air!'

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