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Originally posted by e*motion haha fuckin "A" boss! Im Canadian, but fly back to Zadar every summer.. Speak croatian fluently. Pazi se, Americanske zene su opasne :P

Haha. Biti cu oprezan. Dosta plastike vucem za sobom Rodjena je ovdje na Floridi koka, ali Filipinka je. Hehe. Valjda ce da bude dobro.

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Originally posted by DarkAngel Nice. And I agree with the older ones rocking, fo' sho'. Have a blast, mto.

Hey thanks DA.

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Originally posted by mto Haha. Biti cu oprezan. Dosta plastike vucem za sobom Rodjena je ovdje na Floridi koka, ali Filipinka je. Hehe. Valjda ce da bude dobro.

Kapicu na kipicu

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Originally posted by *~LiSa-LoO~* "Are you guys TAs?" and they'd reply back with "No, I'm on E." Haha

Is her name Debra Lafave by any chance? Bring over a MILF video for you both to enjoy.

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Originally posted by igottaknow Is her name Debra Lafave by any chance? Bring over a MILF video for you both to enjoy.

hahaha. That was good. Nah man.

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Nice job at scoring an older chick especially an older asian chick. Im about 8 years your senior so let me give you some advice young chap. Here are 5 easy steps to remember.

1. Older asian women love this. Wear black fishnet nylons & garter belt under your jeans. It will surprise her on your kinkyness, since older asian women are extremely kinky & into that stuff big time. She will die of extacy.

2. Older asain women love this too. While performing intercorse scream out all the kung foo asian words you know. Try & imitate the accents too. Kinda like your having a siezure. She will love it.

3. Older asian women love to be foot fucked. Make sure you get knee deep.

4. Older asain women love to be seduced by a man with high heels. So steal a pair from yo sis & hide them until that special moment. She will get the surprise she's been waiting for.

5. When finishing up make sure you dont shoot it on her face but pry the eyeball open & hold it open to drench it. She wont wash it out for a week.


Hope that helps. BTW nice job at an asian women too. Asian women are some of the most beautiful women on the planet.

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Originally posted by jonSun Nice job at scoring an older chick especially an older asian chick. Im about 8 years your senior so let me give you some advice young chap. Here are 5 easy steps to remember. 1. Older asian women love this. Wear black fishnet nylons & garter belt under your jeans. It will surprise her on your kinkyness, since older asian women are extremely kinky & into that stuff big time. She will die of extacy. 2. Older asain women love this too. While performing intercorse scream out all the kung foo asian words you know. Try & imitate the accents too. Kinda like your having a siezure. She will love it. 3. Older asian women love to be foot fucked. Make sure you get knee deep. 4. Older asain women love to be seduced by a man with high heels. So steal a pair from yo sis & hide them until that special moment. She will get the surprise she's been waiting for. 5. When finishing up make sure you dont shoot it on her face but pry the eyeball open & hold it open to drench it. She wont wash it out for a week. Hope that helps. BTW nice job at an asian women too. Asian women are some of the most beautiful women on the planet.

Hhahahaha. WTF!!! That was good.

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Older women are fun times fo sho! I dunno if 25 would be considered "old" tho..
(27-30 --> pre-cougar, 30-40 --> cougar, 40-50 --> super-coug)

Just make sure that she's not a skank!

The advantages of older women:
1) They typically know how their body works a lot better than a younger woman so they can get off easier
2) They are more experienced and more kinky
3) They usually aren't adverse to giving some good head
4) They appreciate the verility of younger men are are willing to deal with their inexperience and even willing to teach them a thing or two (learning is fundamental!)

I have actually never had a GF/sexual-partner who was younger than me. Most were just slightly older, but I hooked up with a 36yr old (i'm 20! ) a couple months back and I have no complaints whatsoever.

Go for it dude!

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I did some shit with a 25yr old when i was 19.


funny shit- she was my "baby sitter" (mainly just sat and watched tv while the rents went on their dates) when i was 9

HAaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

she was my first kiss too. I was 12 and she was 18.

Thats right boys, a wee lil' 7th grader with a senior in highschool.


anywayz- yeah, fun fun

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Originally posted by Mr. Pink I did some shit with a 25yr old when i was 19. funny shit- she was my "baby sitter" (mainly just sat and watched tv while the rents went on their dates) when i was 9 HAaaaaaaaaaaaaa. she was my first kiss too. I was 12 and she was 18. Thats right boys, a wee lil' 7th grader with a senior in highschool. anywayz- yeah, fun fun

some kids would tell their mommies and get people in trouble.

i was at a bowling alley about a month ago with some friends. we had to share a sitting area with another group of people, but we each our own areas. i make a strike, this woman starts cheering for me, so im like, "thanks", whatever, blow it off. but then she starts up a conversation, and comes to our area of the thing. as im taking my turns, she always cheering me, and i find it strange.

at some times she would be talking or asking me a question and she would be 6 inches from my face. and she was touchy feely, on my shoulder, touching my arm. so i ask her how old is she, and she says 24. she's alright looking, so im thinking, "DAYUM, u lil weird to be flirting with a 17yearold. i didnt think she was that old. 21 at most. she looks away, i look toward my friends, and they start making signals, like "tap dat ass", "thumbs up", "get it", and "your a P.I.M.P." which im not.

my group left the alley before theirs, so i was a lil quick to leave. yes, its flattering, but it was weird, because i think she had a boyfriend there, and maybe he didnt care or what, but that was a strange moment.

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Older women ask me if I'm lost, or why I'm not in school.