Doctors are only good if its serious, otherwise they are useless. For bumps and scratches, just muscle it out. I cut my eye open a few years ago (accident, fighting with my brother), and I ended up getting a specialist to leave his thanksgiving dinner to help me out. If not for him, Id be blind in one eye.

the difference between day and night doctors is night and day. what the hell is a 'night' doctor?

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Originally posted by bassaholix Hi all, im back again... A small story for you all... actually a 2 in 1 combo... About 2 weeks ago a couple of friends together with my girlfriend and I headed to the beach, cut a long story short, she tripped on those slipper rocks... and bumped the side of her ankle/inside the arch of her foot. Anyways apparently theres a little bone always there... not that i had ever needed to notice that... So that was abit inflammed and its been bugging her alittle bit... im wondering... the slight swelling she has... how long would that take to heal? considering she might have bumped it quite hard on the rocks.... but its not broken, cause i know for sure she woulnd't be able to take a single step. On another note, are doctors in other nations as rude as night time doctors? or day time doctors as well? This guy just listened to her story and didn't give a rats arse... he just kept on repeating... "hmmm.. yes... yes.... go on... hmmm..." without any eye contact at all.... until i said hey did you see where she's pointing... then he got the idea and his common sense started to kick in... Might as well be a phone doctor... listen to ppl all day and give out paracetamol..... grrrr... how rude is that.... Anyone have similar stories about doctors? Or any advice on how long her inflammation will go on for (its been 2 weeks and it looks a tiny bit swollen, just abit). Cheers, Bassaholix

did u take into account that a great majority of doctors working in hospitals work more then 24 hours straight in a shift?? ide be out of it too..

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there hasn't been one time in the last 2 years that i couldn't self-diagnose myself before the doctor did it. the only reason i go to the doc is to get drugs. otherwise, i'd never go.

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Originally posted by lücid there hasn't been one time in the last 2 years that i couldn't self-diagnose myself before the doctor did it. the only reason i go to the doc is to get drugs. otherwise, i'd never go.

true, but when things get serious, u know exactly where you're going

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Originally posted by ::TranceVanDyk:: true, but when things get serious, u know exactly where you're going

yep, i'll post my medical problem in the COR hoping someone can offer advice.

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Originally posted by lücid yep, i'll post my medical problem in the COR hoping someone can offer advice.

touche!

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Originally posted by lücid yep, i'll post my medical problem in the COR hoping someone can offer advice.

yes, you're having a stroke from a bubble in your bloodstream and the COR tells you "you'AR' a NOOBLAR"

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Originally posted by ::TranceVanDyk:: yes, you're having a stroke from a bubble in your bloodstream and the COR tells you "you'AR' a NOOBLAR"

really? that's not what it felt like to me. i had a twitch on the side of my mouth, and my eyes were rolling involuntarily, which leads me to believe it's a case of superlative elitistitis.

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Originally posted by Gholy Host And if I was a chick I'd definitely tell the gyno to ef himself. Check out your own equipment.

Then he'd tell you to ef yourself when your undiagnosed cervical cancer started to metastatise... they don't dig around there for fun.

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Originally posted by lücid really? that's not what it felt like to me. i had a twitch on the side of my mouth, and my eyes were rolling involuntarily, which leads me to believe it's a case of superlative elitistitis.

in that case, are u trippin'?

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