If you want to impress someone, a good start would be to do something impressive. As opposed to, you know, something that millions of other people do.

what the fuck kind of bigot retard are you?

is it any wonder we don't get girls on this forum with thread titles like this? "Impressing your piece of meat"... pfft.

thread title edited, if you have a problem with that, pm me about it.

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Originally posted by tu_face what the fuck kind of bigot retard are you? is it any wonder we don't get girls on this forum with thread titles like this? "Impressing your piece of meat"... pfft. thread title edited, if you have a problem with that, pm me about it.

OMG WTF!?!?

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Originally posted by biznology is this Vivid? can i carbomb you? seriously!|

omg teh squirrel is trippy!

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Originally posted by DarkAngel OMG WTF!?!?

well i for one don't want to see that kind of term being banded around here.

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Originally posted by tu_face well i for one don't want to see that kind of term being banded around here.

Not only that, it was quite confusing.

I thought he was talking about his todger..........

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Originally posted by tu_face what the fuck kind of bigot retard are you? is it any wonder we don't get girls on this forum with thread titles like this? "Impressing your piece of meat"... pfft. thread title edited, if you have a problem with that, pm me about it.

so thats how you impress them!

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Originally posted by Arbiter If you want to impress someone, a good start would be to do something impressive. As opposed to, you know, something that millions of other people do.

Completely agreed.

Break into her house and throw passion fruits at her arse (if she's sleeping, and she sleeps naked, that's a bonus). If she asks you what you're doing, be sincere - tell you wanted to hit it with passion.

Works like a charm.

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Buy her some total bullshit present girls like that (no flowers, prefume, choclates unless in addition to something unique). The less practicle the higher the romance.....weird huh?

A hint for the future any time you are with her when she says she likes something but doesn't buy it, write it down then buy at times like these, hence you are the caring listening boyfriend who buys the best things (she'll tell her friends and everything... ace being "the good boyfriend").

I gave an ex of mine an acre of the moon (bs I know). She loved it..... Her friends even asked if I bought her it becase it seemed too stupid for me and like something she'd buy (not that she was stupid really.... just buys shit for herself, got me a leatherman one christmas tho : ) ).

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Take her to Paris...worked alright last year...and stay at a decent hotel....and don't fly coach.....and don't take her to McDonalds for lunch....

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Originally posted by tu_face what the fuck kind of bigot retard are you? is it any wonder we don't get girls on this forum with thread titles like this? "Impressing your piece of meat"... pfft. thread title edited, if you have a problem with that, pm me about it.

you know...just a hunch...but maybe his girlfriend would be impressed if he didn't greet her with...

"hey baby...how my meat doin' sugar?"