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| quote: | Originally posted by jon
coup try emailing the mullerrice cust support, or goto the bbc watchdog program! |
"Hi I'm Nicky Campbell, be quiet when I'm talking!! We got a letter from a guy called Coup who said Muller hadn't given him any money. That's shocking, but what can we do about it Kate??"
"Well Nicky,..."
"Shut up, and listen to me. I make the rules. Now please welcome the MD of Muller, Mr Smith. Mr Smith, why haven't you coughed up yet??"
"Well you see..."
"No I dont, where's the money?? These people trust you, and I slag you off on national television, so where's the dollar eh?? Do you think we'll just bend over and let your company shaft us??"
"No, no, not at all. We try out best to please the customer..."
"Well your best isn't good enough, now get out. Next week on Watchdog, we'll be discussing why I'm so rude to my mother, and why Kate's skirt isn't shorter. Bye bye for now."
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