Im only a junior this year but ive done some pretty funny things.

On the top of the list would have to be last year during the last week of school. We have a fire hydrant on the first floor its one of those high pressure water ones. Well there was a certain kid behind me that i didnt like and i could here him talking about me so i grabbed the fire hydrant like an everyday thing and soaked the hell out of the kid. It was pretty funny a whole bunch of kids just stood there and watched me do it no one tried to stop me or anything.

and of course through my extreme talent in the art of bullshitting i only got 3 hours of detention for it.

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Keepin' It Gangsta

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Originally posted by Ur Dream Grl dawm PlastikE... hehehehehhehe Ok.. im not in high school anymore but.. I was the queen of detention and saturday school.. i have some crazy stories.. heres a couple of them... -Ok..I had like this angel face.. I always got away with anything.. there was a time where i was so sick of my spanish class.. i stole some passes from my teachers desk.. and everyday at the time of that class I would fake his signature on the pass and go to the library with that pass.. everyday was a different signature..they were so stupid never checked the signatures... so the words got around the school.. i found myself selling signed passes for 25 cents a pass... I had a way of doing it no one knew how to ...and I had like blocks of passes all kinds of them.. heheh one day they found out though and I was sent to the office.. so when i got the office all the ladies there knew me already.. but there was this new lady that had just startd to work there or something.. i dont know how i got that luck but they sent me to her she was suppose to give me suspension and all this stuff.. she asked me for y name and i told her... "" HUM... LAURA..LORIS".. lolol.. (ok u know that s now my name).. i made that up.. and she bought it.. so she signed me the suspention papers i gave her my beeper number and told her that that was my moms bepper number...and gave her my room number and told her that was my moms cell phone...so yeah for some reason i always knew how to get out of trouble.. xoxo Ur Dream Grl

LAURA LORIS?????lLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

where the hell did you come up with that name Faye??
you are so crazyyyy, but you were the coolest person ,so I heard! =o).
I was like one of the biggest nerds, I used to be so scared to get in trouble until my last year I didnt give a crap about it, missed a lot of classes, and I lied to my math teacher and told her that i was pregnant , so almost everyday i would tell her i wasnt feeling good and she would send me to the school clinic and they would give me this blanket and i would go to sleep until whenever i felt like.



Cyaaaaaa
ybee

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Originally posted by YELLOWBEE LAURA LORIS?????lLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL where the hell did you come up with that name Faye?? you are so crazyyyy, but you were the coolest person ,so I heard! =o). Cyaaaaaa ybee

LOL..
Bren, I have no idea.. I think i used Loris because my middle name is "lawrence".. and she understood as "loris".. laura was just something i said it from the top of my head.. hahahhahahahah

yeah i was crazy in high school..but i did my work though.. heheh..

xoxoUr Dream Grl

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hehehe in my last year of high school , i broke the record of skipping classes and coming late and i ended that year with 0% in philosophy !!!!!! yes 0% unbelievable

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i graduated almost 6 years ago, but i can remember somethings....

i just stole a bunch of laptops from the computer lab (like around 12 or so), and sold them on the street for dough. I beat the shit out of some kid in my pre-calculus class b/c he was fucking around. I only got detention for a week... (we called detentions "work details")... And i got into a fight in an AP computer programming class b/c i was doing something on the internet and some computer nerd wanted to play DOOM or something...... so we got in a fight in the classroom and ended up knocking a monitor off one of the tables and busted a brand new 17" monitor! (this was in '95).... so you can imagine i got busted big time for that. oh yeah and i had dropped out for 2 weeks, but they let me come back in after persuasion from my parents. I was also voted in the school newspaper "most likely to drop out from college"...... eheheh, and i've already dropped out of 5 colleges!

-ABT-

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Peace.

other than screwing girls in the washroom...abt just reminded me of fights....hehe i got into 2 fights in school...nothing big..i was always friends with everyone in highschool from geeks to jocks to the rich kids....i treated everyone the same so i rarely got into fights at highschool...but i did get into 2....my 1st fight was in class....i was a bit of a class clown so the teacher asked this kid luca a question and said if he got it wrong i had permission to throw him out of the window....luca obviously got the question wrong...and everyone turned to me...so i craked my knuckles got up and proceeded to Lucas desk jokingly.....i pick him and ask how the teacher would prefer me to throw him out breaking the window or just opening the window and tossing him out...i forget what he replied but i grabbed him then he grabbed me by the back of the head and smashed into the wall...CHeap shot that really pissed me off so i threw a few punches to the gut...teacher comes breaks it up..luca sits down at his desk im standing right next to it with my hands up saying i didnt do anything and i spin kinda showing him i have nothing on me i didnt do anything...he says go back to ur seat...with my hands sill up i bow my head take a step like im walking to my desk then turn him around and belt him across the face as hard as i can...luca drops and his nose begins to bleed...i get kicked out of class i go down to guidance and drop the class knowing theres no way im passing now lol...


second fight i got my ass rocked....i was standing at my locker just got out of class and opening my lock when the captain of the football team (HUGE MOTHER****** i was cool with him though) comes over and checks me hard into my locker...i just failed a test and was pissed do i turned around and shoved him as hard as i could...(im not a big guy at all but im quick) my hardest shove makes him take 2 steps ack...i look at him and can see this just pissed the fuck out of him and his eyes light up...word gets around school fast so in no time i find myself in the midle of a circle....i see in his eyes hes going through roid rage so i decide theres no way to get out of this so i might as well strike fast...so i start cussing aand he starts cussing back all my friends are behind me cussing to saying hes gonna be found dead in a trunk by tommorow lol....so i turn around and tell my friends to shutup and let me handle this...before im done my words i flung myself at him throwing 8 blows is 3 seconds to the head....they do nothing i keep knocking him to the face and its not doing shit...right there i know im fucked..he charges me while im still getting pointless and harmless shots to the guys face he picks me up over his head and starts ramming me like a battering ram into the lockers....he lets go i drop to the ground...im kinda sitting dazed and in pain on the ground and everyone is yelling for me to get up...he walks over i take more shots to his face and kick him...he bends over grabs me holds his fist back to finish me and then he lets go and walks away...i get up dazed everyone rushes me acting like i ruined this guy but i got killed hardcore...lol...my friends follow him saying he better sleep with one eye open (all my friends think theyre maffia for some reason lol) so i get up and everyone starts talkking abt the fight and how he was too pussy to even throw a punch and that i kicked his ass.....if they knew the truth the truth is i throw punches not doing a single fuckin thing just making him more pissed kinda like when someone keeps poking u lol.....well anyways later that day he came up to me in the halls and apologized to me and i told him it was cool and that the fight shouldnt even happened and that i have no beef with him at all....

so 1 win 1 lose in highschool....i got into other fights too but those were not at school so dont really fit the topic =)

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Originally posted by ABTsportsline i graduated almost 6 years ago, but i can remember somethings.... i just stole a bunch of laptops from the computer lab (like around 12 or so), and sold them on the street for dough. I beat the shit out of some kid in my pre-calculus class b/c he was fucking around. I only got detention for a week... (we called detentions "work details")... And i got into a fight in an AP computer programming class b/c i was doing something on the internet and some computer nerd wanted to play DOOM or something...... so we got in a fight in the classroom and ended up knocking a monitor off one of the tables and busted a brand new 17" monitor! (this was in '95).... so you can imagine i got busted big time for that. oh yeah and i had dropped out for 2 weeks, but they let me come back in after persuasion from my parents. I was also voted in the school newspaper "most likely to drop out from college"...... eheheh, and i've already dropped out of 5 colleges! -ABT-

abt how much did you sell the laptops for? my friend did one succesful one and then the other ones got him expelled. LOL!

vivid it sounds like you know how to throw one on! i was never in a fight in school with the exception of in 6th grade but thats was mad long ago. so ill tell you about a fight i was in while i was in high school. it was a friday nite and me and my friend were out partying pretty good. i was rolling face and really drunk. anyways we leave my house cause thats where the party was and we go to a park by a bay which is sort of a meet up place in my town. you know where everyone ends up when theres nothing to do. we get there and were drinking beer out of mountain dew bottles and we meet up with the thugged out kids who were in our grade. so we wile out for a while and one kid starts talking about how he wants to fuck up some kid that got with his ex-girlfriend or something like that. well everybodys drunk, high, or on e so you know how it goes. so everybody gets the idea of lets all go to this party and start a fight. so away we go with id say about 20-25 kids, all guys. well we get there and we all just walk in to the house and the two kids in question start arguing. then eventually my friend danny sneaks the kid and then everyone gets into a fight. but the thing is we all fought and only like 10 kids for them fought, the rest just backdowned or left. i was looking around and it was like 5 on 1 beatdowns in some spots. i really had no intentions on doing anything but well you know how beer muscles are. so everybodys fighting and then some kids start kicking holes n the wall and someone grabs a flag and uses the pole to smash up a huge picture window that the kid had at his house and then we all left as fast as we could, myself stealing a bottle of jd and a playstation 1. i have a lot of stories about fights that ive been in or seen but i look back on it and im really wish i never was involved in them but i guess its better to do it when youre young and you cant get in a whole lot of touble than when youre of age and can.

Raving in the school at lunch time!!

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Originally posted by TranZMastA Raving in the school at lunch time!!

whatta rebel!!!

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Originally posted by PhaseFour btw, i need some good ideas for an effective, yet original senior prank..

here ya go,

dunno if it's happened yet or not at your school, but night before the big football game against the cross-town rivals, go to their football stadium and spaypaint yout school's logo on their turf/grass field....

just an idea

>JM<

btw, i cant recall high school too well , i graduated 3 yrs ago, but the fun/crazy stuff happened outside of school...

Last edited by JM on Nov-05-2001 at 06:54