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sad as it may sound... it seems you are nearing the "close male friend" zone. DANGER WILL ROBINSON! DANGER! let me quote the very source of all modern wisdom... you guessed it, bash.org:
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DragonflyBlade21: A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired. |
so... well, there you have it. in the case that you do end up as a platonic friend, quoting yet another great philosopher, Chris Rock, you'll end up being her "dick in a glass case... in case of emergency, break open glass." ie. when she gets tired of that clown, or he does something wrong, she may "break the glass", but that rarely ends up being more than a couple hookups.
sad but, generally true.
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