I LIKE BIG BUTS AND I CAN NOT LIE

Commandments broken:
I
I prayed to 'academic gods' for better results in my educational situation.
II
What the hell is a graven image? If that's ridiculing making fun, drawing dirty pictures, or anything along those lines, I did that many times today.
III

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Originally posted by Sly_Guy God....I have too many confessions to make.

Lord's name taken in disgust.
IV
I guess I can't break this one till sunday. But if recovering from alcohol, or drugs from saturday's debauchery instead of going to church takes away from the holiness, then it's only a matter of days.
V
I argued with both my parents at dinner. Nothing serious, but I did try and pit them against their own beliefs for my own personal amusement.
VI
I didn't kill, but I thought about killing.
VII
Not today. Not ever actually, unless sexual relations outside of wedlock counts. I'm working on adultery in the strictest definition of the word tho.
VIII
Listening to pirated music on pirated software as we speak.
IX
What does that mean? Peeping Tom? Or in court? Or just lying about other people? I lied about other people numerous times today, but the others, not today.
X
Hrmm, well my neighbour has a 350z I want, and I do think about driving it daily.


How many's that?

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I fell off the jungle gym and when I woke up I was here.

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My party schedule:
2009-02-21 - DJ Attention @ I'm So Popular
2009-06-18 - DJ Annoying @ People Need To Know Where I'll Be
2012-11-32 - DJ Insufferable ɸ Or At Least the Stalkers I Complain About
2048-06-66 - Spastic & Whocares ¶ Although I'm Actually Flattered
9999-45-81 - Tweaker Gimp ☼ I Probably Won't Even Go To This But I Have To Make Sure I Fill Up All The Available Space Here

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Originally posted by DigiNut I fell off the jungle gym and when I woke up I was here.

That's one hell of a Rip van Winkle!

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Originally posted by DarkAngel Boooooooobies.....soft and warm.....mmmm....

"Gosh!" "Yesssssssssssssssssssssssss"

So soft... warm too... nothing is more comforting then lying down on a couch and watching a movie or sleeping and resting (cupping) your hand on (over) a girl's breast... its just so ... 'comforting'...

thats MY happy place... it trully is

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Originally posted by rabbitjoker TEN COMMANDMENTS X. Thou shalt not covet any thing that is thy neighbour's.

Um its "thy neighbour's wife"

Since when has the bible been rewritten?

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Originally posted by jester Everything in this country is illegal.

"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery…" Winston Churchill

‎"If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law" - Winston Churchill

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Originally posted by rabbitjoker I once bought a bucket of KFC and just ate the skin off the chicken (and tossed the chicken out)...

lol i peel the skins off and keep them for last...

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Originally posted by dallastar I have no true confessions, except i am SINGLe!@

a/s/l?!?!?!





14/f/cali??!?!


yeyeyeye!

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Originally posted by DarkAngel +9,999 How are you single, girl? Don't know you too well, but I think you rock! <3 My confession: I love to SPAM! But at least my SPAM doesn't include Free Ipod Bullshit. I'm flaming some dumbfuck in the COR non-stop until teh Swamper closes that thread and bans his ass.

lol - ban that mofo! there should be a screening for these types of losers to filter out the mess!!

I know why am i single???????? who knows... I don't wanna know!

Thanks for the compliment that I ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Treat people as if they are what they ought to be and you may help them to become what they are capable of being.

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Originally posted by dallastar lol - ban that mofo! there should be a screening for these types of losers to filter out the mess!! I know why am i single???????? who knows... I don't wanna know! Thanks for the compliment that I ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by Matt a/s/l?!?!?! 14/f/cali??!?! yeyeyeye!

huh?

Can u speak English? for those that don't know asl language!

ciao babes

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DALLAS STAR ™ °¤§£¤y°

Treat people as if they are what they ought to be and you may help them to become what they are capable of being.