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Originally posted by Sly_Guy Ahh yes. I was actually hoping you were an Amero-Canuck. I really wasn't looking to defend the aussies, merely to provoke a nice flame war, as I turned down one earlier tonight on MSN, and am now regretting it. But since you claim to be a montrealer more than anything else, I shall withdraw my provocation.

Sorry to disappoint you, although I will say that I like trashing Americans as well. That's one of the advantages of living in the States: you have a very wide selection to choose from and a constant never-ending supply of victims. But since we don't have any in this forum, I decided to settle for kangaroo roadkill I kid, I kid. I love the Aussies Although I did choose to start this thread with the intent of engaging in Aussie-Lebanese-Canadian warfare, so you're more than welcome to join, on either side of the battle

you canadians think your soooo cooool

and i would advise against starting a bashing with sly_guy, he has a brutal rep on these boards

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Originally posted by töbias So you are Lebanese invador boy? Us Aussies got lots of da leb jokes...

What do you call a leb in a tank? Ahmed

What do you call a hot leb chick? Asif

What do you call a drunk leb? Hammed

What do you call an even drunker leb? Mohammed

Hey Epicurus, how's your shuffling coming along dude? found the right shoes yet?

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Originally posted by A.J. What do you call a leb in a tank? Ahmed What do you call a hot leb chick? Asif What do you call a drunk leb? Hammed What do you call an even drunker leb? Mohammed

LOL!

Theres sooo gonna be a leb on these forums who reads that and gets pissed off.

Isn't cackleberry some kind of occerism for an egg?

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Originally posted by Ghostface No, but you're welcome to JPL's dangleberries.

Bahhhh...I'd rather not play with small balls of shit. However, you might wanna tell JPL to follow Paulie's lead and shave his ass in order to avoid such a scenario. Or was it his balls that he shaved, and his ass that he waxed

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Originally posted by rez you canadians think your soooo cooool and i would advise against starting a bashing with sly_guy, he has a brutal rep on these boards

First of all, we are cool. It's a fact. Kinda like Americans are ignorant, and Aussies are really just intelligent kangaroos in human jump-suits. As for Sly-Guy's rep, you obviously haven't seen me in action yet I suggest you sit in the corner, twiddle you thumbs, and enjoy the show while I stampede my way through this thread. And besides, he's from Toronto, I'm from Montreal. No contest

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Originally posted by A.J. What do you call a leb in a tank? Ahmed What do you call a hot leb chick? Asif What do you call a drunk leb? Hammed What do you call an even drunker leb? Mohammed

Wow. I thought you guys were supposed to have a sense of humour down under? What happened? Such lame jokes. If you're going to go racist on us, then do it properly and with some style:

How does a Lebo commit suicide?
By jumping from his ego onto his IQ.

Not the greatest joke of all time but hopefully it'll get you started in the right direction.

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Originally posted by tachyon Hey Epicurus, how's your shuffling coming along dude? found the right shoes yet?

First, allow me to bow down before you. Next, my shuffling is great, despite the fact that I don't really dance to the beat and am constantly pre-occupied with running man stunts and the like. Fuckin' noobs like me ruin it for the purists I tell you. As for the shoes, I can't find any royal elastics in the States, and I almost got caught lifting some bowling shoes from the alley, so I decided to stick with bright red clown shoes since they went well with the fluorescent phatties.

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Originally posted by stamper LOL! Theres sooo gonna be a leb on these forums who reads that and gets pissed off.

Bahhh, they'd be anal retentive if they did. And besides, the jokes kinda bite and don't have much offensive force behind them, or anything else for that matter, including the capacity to make anyone with a brain laugh, let alone laugh out loud.

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Originally posted by astroboy Isn't cackleberry some kind of occerism for an egg?

Yes it is. I'm hungry and I want to make an omelette

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Originally posted by Epicurus First, allow me to bow down before you. Next, my shuffling is great, despite the fact that I don't really dance to the beat and am constantly pre-occupied with running man stunts and the like. Fuckin' noobs like me ruin it for the purists I tell you. As for the shoes, I can't find any royal elastics in the States, and I almost got caught lifting some bowling shoes from the alley, so I decided to stick with bright red clown shoes since they went well with the fluorescent phatties.

hahah... that is fucken funny!!! no seriously dude, you can get our guy Sly_Guy here a run for his money

are you sure you're not australian?

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pages 6-15 on this thread should prove my point.
http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...t=&pagenumber=6

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A: Ravaar

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Originally posted by PauLie_C whats wrong with electro??

Gold!