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Originally posted by jonze234 omg, i know someone that listens to emo....what do i do? is there like a spray that i need to put on so i dont catch it?

yes, sulfuric acid. spray it on your naughty bits and facial areas. then you will be safe

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Originally posted by Boomer187 yes, sulfuric acid. spray it on your naughty bits and facial areas. then you will be safe

does the burn mean its working?

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Originally posted by lucid pro tip: if you value your life, NEVER do anything that will place you "outside" of the jonze circle of trust.

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Originally posted by Boomer187 yes, sulfuric acid. spray it on your naughty bits and facial areas. then you will be safe

and oddly enough, its the chemical of the week wah00



http://scifun.chem.wisc.edu/chemwee...p/Sulf&Top.html

girlfriend: C'mon, lets have sex.
boyfriend: I'm too sad to have sex.
girlfriend: I'm sad too; lets have sex and cry.
boyfriend: I'm already crying.



Poor sap

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"I’m a dance floor favorite? Great! I would say the passion that I feel for the music I buy and the honesty with how I play it. I play the records I love not the ones that simply work. I’ve never taken the easy music option (which would make me a lot more money by the way) but chosen to push people a little. I try to draw people in a new direction slightly and expand their taste a little more than other DJ’s." - Lee Burridge

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Originally posted by jonze234 does the burn mean its working?

no pain no gain pussy.

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Originally posted by OurManFlint Haha, I have that 1up shirt, uh oh, does that make me emo...

i used to have it

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Originally posted by jonSun All girls are easy.

I took a double take to see who said this, ready to pwn someone, but I know you get yours, so I'll allow it.

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Any girl is easy.

All you need is crack.

Hm yeah,think yer right she's easy,to fuck u mean i guess,cuz the fatal attraction part they show u after the probably shitty,insecure sex u even may regret b4 its done

U even take the risc becoming a murderer when she jumps infront the first train and dies cuz u tell her to get dressed cuz she sux,and does a louzy job

Now that aint realy easy or cheap if u ask me,but as usual u guys dont think any further then yer dick

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No way,he thinks beyond his dick,cuz this chick is rich so she wont hang on him after they had sex.
She's unsure in other stuff like he likes her for her money and all,so hes kinda more smart then the dude who goes for the emo attention whore:P

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fuck on cocaine is fake and bad mmmmkay!

original horny is the thing dude....

gnite

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