Spontaneous Obesity

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Originally posted by nchs09 12. spontaneous combustion! <--- coolest and freakiest thign evar!

You do know that real combustion doesn't involve "blowing up", right? The person catches fires, randomly, and that's what they call spontaneous combustion.

Way XX) Eating nacho's poison cheese and cracker.

15. Getting your brains devoured by a carnivorous earwig

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"It's mercifully over. But a new phenomenon has taken hold. I recognize it: feelings. Now that they're back, even overcompensating, I never want to lose them again. Bitterness, anger, jealousy, sadness: They all make me happy."

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Originally posted by AwakenedAddict 15. Getting your brains devoured by a carnivorous earwig

+1 for Family Guy and Tom Tucker.

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Originally posted by Mr. Pink Spontaneous Obesity

that one wins it all.............



u get so fat spontaniously u die!

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

Being tied up in a chair and being forced to listen to house and progressive.

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Originally posted by nchs09 that one wins it all............. u get so fat spontaniously u die!

LOL

i remember trying to convince a hoard of potheads during a session that Spontaneous Obesity actually existed


I failed at convincing them

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getting impailed by a glass shard from an exploding lava lamp that's sitting on a hot stove.

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Originally posted by Danny Ocean getting impailed by a glass shard from an exploding lava lamp that's sitting on a hot stove.

Very original!

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Originally posted by DarkAngel Very original!

it actually happened

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Originally posted by Yan +1 for Family Guy and Tom Tucker.

+2 ?

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"It's mercifully over. But a new phenomenon has taken hold. I recognize it: feelings. Now that they're back, even overcompensating, I never want to lose them again. Bitterness, anger, jealousy, sadness: They all make me happy."