Happy muthafukin birthday, s0n!!!!!!!
WO00h0000!!!!!! Awwwwwwwww yeahhhh!!!!!!!!
and i know you're going to get sloshed like the rest of us, at least i know i will.
ill drink a few for you tonight!!!
oh and btw- if i were a little richer, id buy you that slave midget i always want....maybe he would do you some good
have a nice one, biotch 
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