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Ding Chavez
drs. progger
Registered: Jan 2001
Location: Holland
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Hoe kan ik er niet gelijk aan gedacht hebben, Team America 
I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school
Kim Jong Il: Hans, Hans, Hans! We've been frew this a dozen times. I don't have any weapons of mass destwuction, OK Hans?
Hans Blix: Then let me look around, so I can ease the UN's collective mind. I'm sorry, but the UN must be firm with you. Let me in, or else.
Kim Jong Il: Or else what?
Hans Blix: Or else we will be very angry with you... and we will write you a letter, telling you how angry we are.
We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
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Remy D
Oranje!!!!
Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Nederland oh Nederland jij bent een kampioen, wij houden van ORANJE om zijn daden en zijn doen.
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Stifler quotes - from the american pie series
"Yes the force is strong in that one"
"Great you found lesbians"
"I will do anything to sleep with you girls. I'll touch any guys' ass here. Hell I'll caress it even. I'll shave some ass if they need it" (not so sure if i have it exactly correct)
"Eat Shit Shitbreak"
"Hey Ozzy coming to the party tonight ya Fuck face?"
"oh my god you're gay"
girl: you know? i don't know if i wanna be doing this stifler: doing what?? girl: well you know like if we hook up tonight tomorrow i'll just be some girl you go telling all your friends about stifler: [laughs and looks away] no way [almost sips the beer] girl: STEVE you can at least look at me when you say that!! Stifler: look....SARAH i wouldn't go telling stories or anything about you i promise. so just relax take it slow and let the good times roll girl: ok
"i can taste the bubbles [licks his lips] no i can't"
"you comin' to the party tonight ozzy ya fuck face??"
"Awww yeah! The Stiflermeister is coming back to Granharbor! Deck the halls, Bye bye GreatFalls, wipe my ass and lick my balls and it's Stifler time baby! Whoooooo Hoooooooo!!!!"
"Very uninteresting. And how about you Jessica, how many chicks did you sleep with this year? "
"Where are the fuckin' females? Jim, can't you leave your shirt on your scaring the chicks away."
"Oh my God. Guys! Check it out. (pointing at the two girls who are holding hands) Lesbians. Lesbians live here!"
"Shitbreak meet my little brother. Little brother meet Shitbreak. "
SUCK ME BEAUTIFUL!
"Yeah right. I got an idea for something new. How 'bout you guys actually locate your d*cks, remove the shrink wrap, and f*ckin' use 'em."
Shurman what the F*uck are you doing here?
"hey girls, i have an eleven inch penis.....AROUND! Think about it."
"I've got an idea, how about I give you a spoon so you can eat my ass!!"
"WHAT THE F!CK IS TANTRIC?"
"ya i want more to baby"
"finch fist yourself"
"Big blue rubber d!cks for everyone! The people demands Rubber d!cks!"
"Dildo Dildo Dildo"
"Oh shit dude I found a dildo!"
"Comon Ozzy, it's show time"
"Christy, right right, beautiful name ......Like it matters "
 hij ruled
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Mar-25-2005 13:25
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SnuggLe
drs. Betweter
Registered: Mar 2001
Location: Den Haag, Hakkuh!
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| quote: | Originally posted by Massive84
Of in Snatch.
Oi!!.. I thought you said he was a get away driver.
What the fuck can he get away from?!
haha ging huilen bij dat stukje, |
Hahahaha met die dikke ja! 
Speelt diezelfde dikke niet in Shaft die 'zen master' ofzo, met die superhoge stem? Dat is ook echt HILARISCH!
Nog wat leuke:
Fuck off with your sofa units and serine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may. Fight Club
You know why they put oxygen masks on planes?
Narrator: So you can breath.
Tyler Durden: Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows.
Narrator: That's um... That's an interesting theory.
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"Life is all about choices & respect"
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