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HAHA my one right, involved me and 4 of my mates when we were 14, theres was this amusement park in this town were I live its a complete dive, but loads of people go camping there and stay these camping shalleys and all that stuff. we found this hill on the outskirts of the camp were security couldn't touch us at all, and we had a lot of alcohol and some weed, so we pitch up tent up this massive hill, its all cool and we piss around in the arcades and then go back and get drunk, we start drinking heavily and smoking heavely, I'm drinking this horrible nasty cider, it reaches about 1 am were all slaughtered, and we say lets go climb that fucking big wheel or the roller coaster it was one of the two. so we walk along, and my best Mate Seb is drunker then me he's quite tall and heavy to and he jumps on this fragile edge of turf were I'm standing and I end up fucking freefalling down this massive hill full of stinging nettles lol, but I don't notice them too much because i was so drunk and stoned, so I get up brush myself down and we all walk to this ride, everyone in the park seems to be asleep, theres lights on though in all these huts and the little hotel place, so Seb decides to start punching lights so we all join in attacking these lights, and then Seb runs up to this power box and pulls out all these power cables, and suddenely the whole place blackouts, then the power switches back on and the rides light up and music starts hahaha, some punk anyway deicded to call the security guards, and one of my friends Jordan runs for no reason, so we start calling him pussy and hurling abuse at him for running then suddenely we notice about 3 security vans with about 2 dudes in each so we sprint for this tree climb up it and these guards search for us for around 30 minutes one of my pals slips and these guards swarm him and start attacking him so the other 3 of us in the tree jump down and have a go back, theres punches being throwen in all directions and Jay and Seb decide to surrender leaving me and my mate Bully to deal with these security guards so me and my mate are running stopping throwing punches and kicking out this goes on for about 15 minutes untill I run and fall over someones holiday homes wall, and I'm surrounded by 3 guards and I'm taking one hell of a fucking battering hahaha, gruadully we all get caught apart from chicken heart Jordan, and we're taken to some guardhouse we fill in our names and addresses they say that we'll have to pay damages and when it comes to filling in my name I put down Darth vader or something and this fat security dude just goes 'get the fuck out off here go on fuck off!' so we managed to get off scott free, we make it back to our campsite still a bit drunk and everyone shouts at Jordan for not warning us he saw these security guards, and then we all go to sleep I wake up and spew in the tent entrance then later on Jay and Seb both spew inside the tent, so I wake up 7am a sore head, and because of the alcohol in my blood and the nettle stings I've gone into toxic shock hahaha, I manage to make my way to point where my mother can pick me up, i go to casualty for hours I've been told I got stung about 300 times according to docs, and I took a week of school, and went back semi hero for fighting security guards and semi twat for getting stung by all them nettles but it makes me laugh when I remember it lol.
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