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things to do on your 19th...[As done by me on my 19th]
1. Buy a pack of smokes...even if you don't smoke.
2. Buy some porn...even if you've got a girlfriend.
3. Buy some liquor. Actually, buy lots of liquor.
4. If you owned a fake ID, go to the bar you most frequented as a minor, walk up to the bar, show them your fake and your real ID and tell them 'Yes, you are legally allowed to serve me now'.
5. When the above list is complete, you should begin a bender [possibly you're first], and learn the art of saturation drinking. 12 straight well paced hours should keep you drunk for a while.
Enjoy it man, it only comes once....and it's all downhill from here!
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