i got my penis caught in the lawnmower and impregnated a squirrel in the process.... (page 2)

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DigDeep
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Registered: May 2002
Location: Toronto, Ontario

quote:
Originally posted by Moral Hazard
Hey, did you know that the city of Calgary has a municiple bi-law agaist the sexual malestation of squirles in city owned parks? I'm not kidding, there is actually a Bi-law.... what scares me is that in order to pass a Bi-law one must assume they had a problem.... I mean they don't just make a bi-law like that for fun..... "and as our final piece of business.... what the hell, It's illegal to fuck squirles." Dirty fuckin' Albertans!

........in a related story, penis enlargement surgery has risen 157% in Alberta over the past year.

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Apr-01-2005 16:41 Canada

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Moral Hazard
Oppressing the 99%

Registered: Mar 2005
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I'm trying to figure out the logistics of doin' a squirl.... a) there has to be a lot of lube involved, b) one would have to wrap the squirl in something to support it and keep it from rupturing....

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you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

Apr-01-2005 16:49 Canada

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e*motion
Untz Untz Untz

Registered: May 2004
Location: Vancouver

gimme that, gimme that, gimme that nut!

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"Are you guys TAs?" and they'd reply back with "No, I'm on E." Haha

Apr-01-2005 18:00 Croatia

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Jem_hadar
I remember...

Registered: Nov 2003
Location: Pandora (South of Nowhere)

quote:
Originally posted by e*motion
gimme that, gimme that, gimme that nut!

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DarkAngel
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Registered: Nov 2002
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quote:
Originally posted by e*motion
gimme that, gimme that, gimme that nut!

Apr-01-2005 18:35

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bARTovsky
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Registered: Sep 2004
Location: Burp.

FLYING SQUIRREL

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Originally posted by Sushipunk
Shit yeah, that's what I've been saying for years.

Apr-01-2005 18:41 India

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e*motion
Untz Untz Untz

Registered: May 2004
Location: Vancouver

WoW... I just found the perfect vid for this thread.
enjoi

cLiCk Me

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quote:
Originally posted by *~LiSa-LoO~*
"Are you guys TAs?" and they'd reply back with "No, I'm on E." Haha

Apr-01-2005 18:47 Croatia

Moral Hazard
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Registered: Mar 2005
Location: with the 1%

^^^^^ is that video for real or did I have some messed up flashback just then

Apr-01-2005 19:03 Canada

djeso
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Registered: Jan 2002
Location: Toronto, Canada

quote:
Originally posted by bARTovsky
FLYING SQUIRREL

that's cruel

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DJ_Elyot
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Registered: Aug 2002
Location: Kitchener, Ontario, Canada

LMFAO! This thread is jokes!

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Apr-01-2005 21:49 Canada

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dance2dabeat
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Registered: Nov 2002
Location: Cambridge/TORONTO, ON

halarious...Squirrels!!!!

ohhh that reminds of a question I should post!!!

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Apr-02-2005 02:00 Portugal