pull out Wanda, that used blow-up doll you store under your bed, then put a gimp mask on and rub peanutbutter all over your body.

im sure you can figure things out from there....

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Originally posted by Mr. Pink pull out Wanda, that used blow-up doll you store under your bed, then put a gimp mask on and rub peanutbutter all over your body. im sure you can figure things out from there....

LOL

Make sure you open the door while wearing that stuff / holding a peanut butter-covered doll. They'll be in so much shock they'll just leave you be.

... how'd you know about wanda???

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Originally posted by Mr. Pink pull out Wanda, that used blow-up doll you store under your bed, then put a gimp mask on and rub peanutbutter all over your body. im sure you can figure things out from there....

did it have to be used?

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Cover yourself in Molasses and invite them in to lick it off.

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whoa whoa whoa. they're gone now. and i'm straight up out of molasses.

yeah out "i'm going to assassinate the president"

tell them it took you a while to open the door because you were hiding the weapons of mass destruction under ur pillow..

that is if they nock again and u ahve the balls to answer.

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Originally posted by nchs09 tell them it took you a while to open the door because you were hiding the weapons of mass destruction under ur pillow.. that is if they nock again and u ahve the balls to answer.

course if you do that they might send the army after you and then when they find nothing they can say it was for the children

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open the door and be like "alright alright...i did it"...


then pause... "APRIL FOOLS BITCHES!!"


and you'll all laugh about it

Yell out "Fire!" and then come bolting out of your apartment.

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Originally posted by CyberneticAngel did it have to be used?

yes it had to be used!

i mean, if yer gonna buy a blowup doll named Wanda- of course yer gonna USE it.

this aint no pin the tail on the donkey stephen, this is Wanda the Coochie French Maid.

get it straight biotch!

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