i fell asleep during an english lesson at school, we had a lecture on poems. i woke up just after the lecture, started doing the work from yesterday, and my mates like "what u doing", well im doing the work, "we're doing this now", what is it? "lol where u been the last half an hour?" "erm..

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Originally posted by N|te-L|fe mhm you sound important

I'll have you know i'm very important mister! I am the only person in the store that knows remotely anything about how to do my job. So once I have all my tasks out the way, which takes about 3 hours max, I can just blag the rest of the 6 hours of my day pretending I am doing work, when in actual fact I am doing fuck all!

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Originally posted by Coup i fell asleep during an english lesson at school, we had a lecture on poems. i woke up just after the lecture, started doing the work from yesterday, and my mates like "what u doing", well im doing the work, "we're doing this now", what is it? "lol where u been the last half an hour?" "erm..

I have done this in class too

ah you bastard mike, if we are late from our breaks, they start calling us back lol

i think i need to transfer to your store!

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and companies wonder why productivity is at an alltime low...must be the lazyass brits

Is it like Stock Management? I used to do that at Safeways, the managers had no idea wtf I was doing, even my controller didn't. Took me fuck all time to do everything.

Silly buggers gave me a reducing gun thing..... hehehe ment I got big packs of fresh dounuts @ 2p a go for my 2 hour '15mins' breaks.

Goodtimes.

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If you can read this, I'm seriously fucking bored.

i do the front desk night shift at a diamond rated 3star hotel, whatever the fuck that means. between the late check ins and the early wake up calls all i have to handle is the night audit which takes all of 45 minutes to do. then i basically pass out. me and my bellman switch it up. 2 nights ago i slept for 4 hours straight. it was awesome. my hotel is small enough for me to do nothing all night. i love my job. at least so far.... this past week 3 managers quit. so im either getting a promotion, or im getting fired with the rest of em.

The video IS safe for work, but the site is NSFW!

http://www.kaktuz.com/1539-Fuck_you...this_thing.html

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