Flirting with one of my closest friend's first girlfriend as he watched us.

I should also mention that he was in love with her and that this was right after she broke up with him. He stood in the doorway and watched us with eyes red from crying.

This was like 5 years ago but I still feel shame when I talk to him.

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Originally posted by dj_bas wow awesome!! that's way bigger than mine

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Originally posted by Arbiter There was an individual I bore a particular grudge against, so I tampered with her class registration for what would have been her last semester creating huge amounts of disorganized confusion between her and the school so that she ended up not graduating and getting three Fs. I also managed to torpedo her relationship with her fiance, by impersonating each of them at different times to craft the illusion of infidelity. I've heard that she eventually killed herself, although not from a reliable source. But to be honest I don't care one way or another.

What had she done to you?!

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Do be honest I have not done anything very malicious to anybody in my life.

On the other hand, I have not done too many nice things to anybody either, but certainly I've done more generous things than I have bad things.

I act like a fool on the internets so that I can go through normal life in a subdued manner.

In all honestly the worst thing I've done, is not told a kid in grade 8 where his glasses were. He lost them in gym, and I knew where they were, but I didnt say when the teacher was saying all that did anybody see them shit. He ended up finding them anyways. Plus he used to call me fag and punch me in the gut. He was a nerd with a mean streak.

i've mad fun of many guys and girls until they have cried.


and I have been that dude that your girlfriend cheats on you with on two occasions...



amongst other things.

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Originally posted by Nou Well lets see, your about 6'3 and 120lbs, maybe he thought you were a bundle of sticks and he was working on his punches?

Hahaha I wasnt even 100 pounds in grade 8, and I was infact short, but I hadnt hit puberty yet.

Besides im 6'2 130 now. Jeez get your facts straight.

robbed parents once

beat up best friend

helped aid in a kidnapping of one of our "friends" bc he deserved it

robbed random people

i since retired all of the above since that was in my early years. (do to drugs n such)

I've never intentionally done anything seriously terrible to anyone. In fact I avoid doing anything to or with anyone as much as I can. However, my unintentional damaging of others is another matter. I'm sure my grandma wanted to go out to eat with me or at least stay at my house and talk when she came down from Canada a few months ago(i'm in Cali) beause she loves me and doesn't get to see me more than once a year. Well luckily for her I wouldn't accept either option no matter how she asked. Or perhaps the time when I never talked to the girl who liked me enough to stalk me an entire school year. Did I leave out the part where i've never liked anyone as much as her before? Mmmmm....i'm sure I hurt her almost as much as I hurt myself on that one. Seems no matter how much you try to leave people alone, they will never leave you alone. Ever. I don't suppose hurt by omission like that seems very serious or terrible. Let me tell you, i'd bash someone's skull in with a hammer if it would make those and other things back. I probably will regardless, soon or late.

Sorry, forget that, what I meant to say was Mr. Blueberry in the Library with a candlestick.

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Originally posted by Lira What had she done to you?!

She probably insulted his favorite Japanime character, causing him to gather his hacker nerd friends to taint her academic records and spiral downward into a life of crime. They call him the internet ninja, and he stalks the shadows of the information superhighway. He watches the users go by and crushes a select few using his superior evil intellect. Also, he wants to have sex with a Pikachu. Wait that's you. Nevermind.

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Originally posted by beats and beeps Besides im 6'2 130 now. Jeez get your facts straight.

Such a tall drink of water.

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I'm a pretty shitty Uncle. Like I'll haphazardly remember to send them gifts and stuff when it's their birthday or holidays. Probably stems from my innate distaste for kids. At least I try to be a good uncle ...

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I had a one night stand w/ a girl and she left her college I.D. card in my room. My roomate and I used it to order a bunch of pizzas from papa johns the next day. The next weekend I fucked her and left her in my roomates bed just to see his reaction. He wasn't happy and she was confused.

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Originally posted by Lira What had she done to you?!

That's a bit of a long story:

Our school had a student-run judicial system. That is, whenever any student was accused of violating any rules, it was an elected body of students who would decide guilt or innocence and an appropriate punishment within the scope of punishments outlined in their charter for the particular offense.

Anyway, me and a group of friends started an "underground" organization we called the campus anarchists, and it was our objective to infiltrate the student judicial organization (known as the judicial review board), get a majority on the board with our members. At that point, our intent was basically to just find everyone innocent whenever they were accused of an offense we deemed not to be offensive (such as underage drinking, noise violations, etc.)

Naturally many students were enthusiastic about the idea, but it was our opinion that we should keep our organization small and organized. Anyone could support us if they wanted, but only a select few were allowed to join. This particular girl was one of the people we did permit to join us, and in fact it was me who invited her. Eventually, it was decided that she would be one of our members who would run for a spot on the board. We figured, with sociable attractive girl like her against the stuck up self-righteous fat chick she was running against, everybody who just didn't give a shit one way or the other (most people, in other words) would go for our side.

Problem is, with a few days left before elections, she decided to pull out of the race. She didn't talk to any of us before doing, and she wouldn't talk to us after either. Then to make matters worse, we ended up one seat shy of a majority.

Now, we made it absolutely clear to everyone who joined the campus anarchists that disloyalty and incompetence would not be tolerated, and that anyone who failed to meet our standards would face serious consequences. Her treason not only cost us our chance at power over the rule of law on campus, but it also reflected very badly on me personally since I was the one who had originally invited her to join.

As a result, I insisted that I be in charge of her punishment. She had every reason to know better. We had outlined our rules very clearly, and more than that, she knew me. She had to know that I would take her betrayal as an insult to my honor. She knew the things I had done in the past to people who I considered to be my enemies. I have no pity for fools, and no mercy for traitors.

i once killed someone and buried them in my basement.