A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says "Nope. Sorry. We don't serve strings in here." The string sighs and reluctantly leaves the bar. 10 minutes pass and then string walks back into the bar, only this time, his ends are torn to shreds and he's twisted up like a pretzel. Again, he asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says "Aren't you the same string that was just in here 10 minutes ago?" The string says "Nope, I'm afraid not."

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I dont get it

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Originally posted by Sunsnail I dont get it

"I'm a frayed knot."

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ohhhh



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huh?

thats a funny one.

-how about we add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and hope we dont multiply.-

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