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Originally posted by Dervish Nah best one is send apprentices to someone you know for a "long stand". "yep no problem just wait there..." Or a glass hammer. But long stand is defo the best (cos they have to come back after ages, the longer the more of a piss take it is). Some teachers at my school used to do that actually, poor guy standing at the front of the class waiting and the class knowing exactly whats happening.

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Insomnia, please release me and let me sleep.

payback time.

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a sit-pisser! i hope you're not of manly gender.
edit: oh, nevermind :D

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Originally posted by Dj_Spekuless Hey guys soo here is my story i just started working at this seafood resturant and there is this guy that worked there for 11 years soo he decieds too pull A prank on me. now u gotta understand i get real upset at my self if i get yelled at soo i do anything they tell me soo the guy was like "as a busboy u gotta water the plants", i laughed at first then i was like ok do wat he says cuze he looks like he is being serious soo i go outside at 10pm to water the plants soo i come inside with a empty pitcher and my boss is like "why did u go outside " i was like "i had to water the plants "she was like "U THINK THATS FUCKING FUNNY" soo i go back to put the pitcher back and see a shitload of guys laughing at me sayind "doood u know u watered fake plants" well thats was my night and my 3rd day on the job i am really not leaving a good impression on the boss

i laughed out loud on that one.


at my first job yearsss ago, my manager pissed me off so bad (i can't remember about what??), anyway, it was my turn to go clean the bathroom so i took the oven cleaner instead of the vim and cleaned the walls and toilet. then the toilet seat and walls all started to turn yellow. i don't think they cared but i laughed about it.

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On my bosses' birthday I had called up the client and asked them to call my boss pretending that our company had committed a major SNAFU involving several hundreds of thousands of dollars in losses whereby they threatened to terminate the contract. Our managing director was in on the joke too and, after the call, called my boss to the main conference room for the "talk" whereby we presented him with his birthday cake.

Another time, my company went through a round of layoffs while my boss was on vacation. On the day he came back, I cleared off my entire desk/cube area so that nothing was there. I then briefed my other project members to say that I had been laid off (our project was deep into the implementation phase and severely understaffed) and that I destroyed/took all my work with me in a fit of rage. I then came in at around noon after letting him fret it out all morning .

Pranking up the chain of command is the only way to go.

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Retro ...

Hehe Spek you used to keep me in stitches when I was a TA regular back in the day.

Keep up the numbnutsness ( <--see it's rubbing off).

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Originally posted by occrider On my bosses' birthday I had called up the client and asked them to call my boss pretending that our company had committed a major SNAFU involving several hundreds of thousands of dollars in losses whereby they threatened to terminate the contract. Our managing director was in on the joke too and, after the call, called my boss to the main conference room for the "talk" whereby we presented him with his birthday cake. Another time, my company went through a round of layoffs while my boss was on vacation. On the day he came back, I cleared off my entire desk/cube area so that nothing was there. I then briefed my other project members to say that I had been laid off (our project was deep into the implementation phase and severely understaffed) and that I destroyed/took all my work with me in a fit of rage. I then came in at around noon after letting him fret it out all morning . Pranking up the chain of command is the only way to go.

hhhahaha good ones

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my work did that. ide be doing some task, and they'de tell me, "what wrong with you? why are u moving so slow? your like a dry brush ready to get fired."

when in reality, i was working my ass off, but they couldnt keep a straight face, so i caught on.

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