When the stewardess asks if you want more peanuts, let it out loud, and follow it with "sure ima good fer some moro dose crunchie nuts"

if it's a shart, then you're in trouble

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go in the alley and fart in silence.

I want some beautiful ladies to fart a very smelly SBD inside my nose. If that helps... LOL

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Originally posted by ali92 I want some beautiful ladies to fart a very smelly SBD inside my nose. If that helps... LOL

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Originally posted by ali92 I want some beautiful ladies to fart a very smelly SBD inside my nose. If that helps... LOL

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Let 'er go and then blame the sweetest looking old lady on the plane.

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

this thread deserves a

In the event of unexpected flatulence, proceed to the nearest lavatory...quickly

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Vector Burn - Paradise Lost
"This is the life we chose, the life we lead. There is only one guarantee - None of us will see heaven"

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Originally posted by RickyM Next thread - trance for listening to when you are halfway down the stairs in your house...

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Originally posted by DJ Joshua H you should walk up and down the aisle as if you are streching you legs or something. Slowly let the fart out as you walk around.