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Originally posted by arbors1021 At least in my defense I plan to be drunk when I sleep with her b/c she is not pretty.

i can't believe this

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Originally posted by arbors1021 Yeah, I guess it would be a little different if I was drunk and just went home with someone. At least in my defense I plan to be drunk when I sleep with her b/c she is not pretty. If this makes me an asshole thats fine I can live with that. Almost every guy has slept with some chick b/c they needed to get laid and I am no different.

post pics of this ugly beast! or STFU!

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dude if u gotta do an ugly chick... dont!

pay for a hot one
or

go to a club and pick up a "do-it-yourself kit" girl and put it together

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Originally posted by Orbax yeah, youre pretty much a tool. Like...custom grip, titanium bit, power tool. The ultimate tool. You might even be part of a set. Your house is known as the toolbox. When people go to Home Depot and ask where the biggest tool they have is they point at your house. Then they ask if they want a useful tool and will direct them accordingly. You dont need an owners manual or a receipt for you. You are a what you see is what you get, no returns, no exchanges tool. Battery powered and portable you exist uselessly somehow expending energy without ever actually producing anything. Congratulations. Youre the asshole on the elbow of society.

best post this year

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Originally posted by Orbax yeah, youre pretty much a tool. Like...custom grip, titanium bit, power tool. The ultimate tool. You might even be part of a set. Your house is known as the toolbox. When people go to Home Depot and ask where the biggest tool they have is they point at your house. Then they ask if they want a useful tool and will direct them accordingly. You dont need an owners manual or a receipt for you. You are a what you see is what you get, no returns, no exchanges tool. Battery powered and portable you exist uselessly somehow expending energy without ever actually producing anything. Congratulations. Youre the asshole on the elbow of society.

lol I missed this post. Well said.

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Originally posted by arbors1021 Almost every guy has slept with some chick b/c they needed to get laid and I am no different.

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Originally posted by Floorfiller i mean...it'd be one thing if you were drunk and something happened and then you regretted it or something, but you're all pre-meditating this shit

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almost souless....

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