I was young & playing with a carrot & decided to sit on it. I liked it. Then after a while I moved on to a cucumber & then a egg plant.

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Originally posted by Janelle I was young & playing with a carrot & decided to sit on it. I liked it. Then after a while I moved on to a cucumber & then a egg plant.

Way to go gurl! Can u sit on my face?

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Originally posted by Janelle I was young & playing with a carrot & decided to sit on it. I liked it. Then after a while I moved on to a cucumber & then a egg plant.

so when will you have built up to handling my size?

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Originally posted by Janelle I was young & playing with a carrot & decided to sit on it. I liked it. Then after a while I moved on to a cucumber & then a egg plant.

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Originally posted by Floorfi|ler i looked in the mirror and wondered how i could possibly resist what i saw, and thus set upon myself with a wild fury

Is this Floorfiller v2.0? I like ...

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Originally posted by Floorfiller so when will you have built up to handling my size?

she already past the needle in the haystack stage

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Originally posted by occrider Is this Floorfiller v2.0? I like ...

seems like an upgrade from the original

I didn't really "learn" how to masterbate. As soon as I knew I had a "buzzer spot" (I was about 3 or 4), I figured out that rubbing it was good. I didn't actually masterbate and reach orgasm for the first time till I was about 11. I was reading a Penthouse Letters mag, and there was a story about a chick who got off by laying on her back in the bathtub and letting the water pour from the faucet onto her buzzer spot. I thought "I don't even have to use my hands??!!!" So I ran a bath and gave'r a go. The first time I tried it with my hands however, I got caught by my mom. Hah!!

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Originally posted by jennypie I didn't really "learn" how to masterbate. As soon as I knew I had a "buzzer spot" (I was about 3 or 4), I figured out that rubbing it was good. I didn't actually masterbate and reach orgasm for the first time till I was about 11. I was reading a Penthouse Letters mag, and there was a story about a chick who got off by laying on her back in the bathtub and letting the water pour from the faucet onto her buzzer spot. I thought "I don't even have to use my hands??!!!" So I ran a bath and gave'r a go. The first time I tried it with my hands however, I got caught by my mom. Hah!!

that's pretty funny...and graphic

where did you get a penthouse at age 11?

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Originally posted by Floorfiller so when will you have built up to handling my size?

I think it would be more like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

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Originally posted by jennypie The first time I tried it with my hands however, I got caught by my mom. Hah!!

Did she freak out or just tell you to stick your pinky in ur stinky for added pleasure?

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Originally posted by Janelle I think it would be more like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

So does that say something about Floorfiller's penis or your vagina?

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