What's 12 inches long, hard, and you only find it in the morning?!
























CRIB DEATH!

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Originally posted by nic01445 What's 12 inches long, hard, and you only find it in the morning?! CRIB DEATH!

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what's the worst thing about fucking a bald pussy?

taking the diaper off.

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writing lyrics aint what it used to be

hey, I got one:

Q. What did the pedophile do to the baby?

A. raped it. Now the sick fukker is going to jail.

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What's red and creeps up your leg?




A homesick abortion.

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Retro ...

unrelated...
an ad in a newspaper:

hospital is looking to hire an experienced proctologist... to retrieve an unexperienced one.

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writing lyrics aint what it used to be

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Originally posted by occrider What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

i can't believe i've never heard that one before!

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haha sick joke.

Romanian Joke

How does the shepherd find the sheep in the corn field?


Acceptable.

Whats the worst thing about fucking a 2 year old.?

















Getting blood all over your clown suit.

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quote:

Originally posted by Boomer187 How long does it take to microwave a baby?

As someone who once killed a baby in an unfortunate microwaving accident, I find this joke incredibly offensive.

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Originally posted by Renegade As someone who once killed a baby in an unfortunate microwaving accident, I find this joke incredibly offensive.

You accidentally killed a baby via microwave?!