even if it ain't sunny hey, i ain't complainin'
i'm in the rain doin' a buck 40 hydroplanin'

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Originally posted by EvilTree To highlight the crapulence of this album, here are the titles of the songs 8. Macho Thang

"Macho Thang"!!!

I love it!!

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Originally posted by Floorwhore U betta stack it to a slim n' jim u know im him the macho man bringin in nuthin but mad hits this lad gets the bitches with crab itch just like elizabeth god rest her soul i used to stick her with my pole but now she's burried in a hole she had such a cute mole licking it was my goal

please tell me those arent actual lyrics!?

http://www.machoman.com/

ha ha ha ahahaha ha ha ha

I'm Back

I'm the wrestlin' king but now I'm spittin' lyrics
Took a break from the ring cuz I want ya'll to hear this
Comin' on a medium nobody expected
Been in the game for years and I'm still respected
Macho Man Randy Savage the true chief warrior
Critics I'm ignoring' ya to ladies it's euphoria
People on the streets say "Randy you the illest"
And I'm one of the realest so it's not hard to feel this




oh gawd. too funny.

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The whole album, well, about 75% of it is him talking about himself and how he's a badass and stuff. There's one about Kurt Hennig (Mr Perfect) which was a little touching, but he's rapping about it so it's funny. Oh and one about him going to a club and picking up chicks.

This album is so bad that it's good.

Mind you, it still sounds better than 90% of rap that is being produced these days.

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Originally posted by chinamon not true. i say "ugh" but i am a tranny.

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Originally posted by kotsy lol colour me retarded

Yo VIP, Let's Kick it...

Aite Stop... While I do up my laces.
This kinda thing happens every show
Yo, i gotta learn how to tie a bow

["Whats your real name?"]

Robert Van Winkle

["Why did you change it?"]

Nothing rhymes with Winkle

I'm white and capitalizing
On a trend that currently rising.
Mix it with Curly and Larry and Moe...
Whoop, Whoop, Whoop, Whoop, Whoop, HEY YO

["When's it gunna stop?"]

Maybe never

I become richer with every endevour
I'm living large and my bank is Scoop-ed
Cause I just listin to real rap and dupe it

White White Baby
He's White white Baby
So very white white baby
Extremely white white baby

I'm a little teapot short and stout
GROOVE VANILLA ICE WORK IT OUT

I told the world I was stabbed in the butt,
But it was a toilet paper cut
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!

He's white white baby
What is he?... white white baby
he's white what baby
His thing is white white baby,
Hes just a white white baby
Were talking white white baby

Hey guys!!!!!!!!!
WHATTSUP?!?

Yo Im not stupid, I just dupe id

Word to ya muttha

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Originally posted by SurrJRS Haha, ya I hate when that happens. Yes, I realized I'll be taken out back and beaten to a bloody pulp for this... but im suffering, so you must too! Ready? ... Set? ... Let the carnage begin! You put de lime in the Coke, you nut! muahahahahahhaaaha

you.bastard.

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Originally posted by angelgirl I'm Back I'm the wrestlin' king but now I'm spittin' lyrics Took a break from the ring cuz I want ya'll to hear this Comin' on a medium nobody expected Been in the game for years and I'm still respected Macho Man Randy Savage the true chief warrior Critics I'm ignoring' ya to ladies it's euphoria People on the streets say "Randy you the illest" And I'm one of the realest so it's not hard to feel this oh gawd. too funny.

The worst part is there are wrestling fanatics that are actually going to buy this, he'll probably make a nice little sum from it

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The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all change to silver glass...and then you see it...
...white shores...and beyond...the far green country under a swift sunrise."

Some people shouldn't make rap, like 90% of all existing rappers.

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