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Originally posted by AwakenedAddict UGH... maybe you think it was an awesome drink because it was your first time getting drunk? As for me... well lets just say that bar-mitzvah parties (yea that whole Jewish, coming of age thing) treated me very well. *note: I was 12-13 years old at the time

It was my first time drinking...I had no clue...I would never drink that now!





Okay yeah I would but thats just coz I'm an alcoholic

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

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Originally posted by UWM The first time I got drunk I was 15 and my friends and I decided that vodka and orange juice would do the trick. So, I probably had like 6-7 of them, not knowing what alcohol would do to me, and the next thing I knew I was throwing up in the sink of my friend's laundry room. Being stupid and drunk, I thought I could clean it up by dumping laundry detergent into the sink and running water on it and tried to clean it up with my hands like this. Next thing I knew there were soap bubbles all over the place and a sink full of vomit that I just left there while I went and passed out in the middle of the hallway.

Pure hilarity! Both the story, and the writing style

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ummmmm........ i was a pothead for about half a year before i ever touched one drop of alcohol.

i remember i was pissed off cuz the first time i ever tried alcohol it was a shitty prepared gin&tonic. I gagged with the first sip, the second sip, the third sip, and then threw it away.

I was highly dissappointed and didnt touch alcohol for another 2 or so months.......

then someone bought a handle of tequila and i was already high as fuk, so im like "what the hey! everyone bitches about tequila, and i HATED gin&tonic.......lemme see what the fuss is all about. Cant possibly be worse"

it wasn't

took me 2 shots of tequila and i was drunk off my ass.


lol

how did 2 shots get me drunk? guys, i was 20yrs old and no alcohol in my system basically ever. Tequila did the trick, and i even liked the taste. After that i was a tequila monster. Thats all i drank and basically got up to take 10shots without any trouble.

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im too hungover tot alk about this right now

In 9th Grade there was a group of about 10 of us. A girl called Vicky said her parents were going to be away for the weekend so everyone should come over & crash at her house. We all siad to our parents that we were staying over our 'best friends' house.

There was a dodgy drive through bottlo just up the road from Vickys house: we scored a bottle of JD & a cartoon of beer. We proceeded to the park arcoss the road & started drinking. I probably had 2 beers & I was shitface lol. We all started acting like idiots & ran around, climbed roofs, smashed bottles & made out with each other. I remember I got with this girl called Sam, but then she vomited black chunky shit so I decided not to bother. I also remember i got her to hold my hand while I did a pee. We all crashed out in Vickys lounge room & I ended up waking up the next day with my head in a pizza box feeling aweful. (my first hangover - though my hangovers are 10x worse now than what they were back in those days). My friends gave me shit for getting on with Sam, but I denied it cause I had a crush on this other girl // Damn i was stupid back then, I should have hit it hard! Sam was hot!

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I got plastered at a christmas school play when i was about 11. they were serving warm mulled wine...i had like 5 of them cuz my mates couldnt stand it, haha

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I was 15-16 and our class had a party... I only realized after a while "damn, I'm drunk"... some guys caught lots of stuff on video. We later watched the film in class. Our teachers was kinda shocked by all the girl on girl action etc.. We were supposed to be the "nice" class... Those were the days of noobishness...

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at band camp.....



no seriously after camp was done all the "kids" went to montreal's park and got tottaly wasted

vodka, shmirnof twist, whiski, rum, beer... malibu... ya.... talked a lot couldnt walk and ya... no throwing up... or hungover feeling drove back to toronto next morning....

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Originally posted by jennypie
Because you're a filthy WHORE!

Middle school used to have these parties every couple months before vacation time or things like that and I got hammered first time at one

Being the type to push things overboard I brought bunch of different kinds of beers and some Curacuo omg that stuff was so good.

Well I drank a whole bunch ..... me and a friend we were riding around close to the place on his moped I was sitting behind and he tried to make it through this little passage in a park and we fell. We were going slow so it was no big deal but apparently a bunch of gasoline came out of the tank ... but that part about falling I don't really remember that's only what I was told but I do remember being on that moped.

Otherwise I puked in the hall where all the kiddies were dancing ... or I didn't I don't exactly remember but I do remember after having the urge or something.
I walked outside alone to get some fresh air and my friends father who was a chaperon saw me and I guess I didn't look too fresh cause he followed me outside asking me if I was alright and I went on the side of the building and I'm telling him " yeah yeah I'm fine " and right there and then I puked BLUE! ( Cuaracao )
Good thing his father was quite cool he didn't get angry or anything.



Oh the memories of drunken smoking parties and having the parents come and get me and asking in the car or back home " why are your eyes like that why do you smell of alcohol ? "

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Originally posted by Cloudburst I was 15-16 and our class had a party... I only realized after a while "damn, I'm drunk"... some guys caught lots of stuff on video. We later watched the film in class. Our teachers was kinda shocked by all the girl on girl action etc.. We were supposed to be the "nice" class... Those were the days of noobishness...

what's n00bish about that?
when you're not a n00b you go on to boy on boy action

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Originally posted by jdat what's n00bish about that? when you're not a n00b you go on to boy on boy action

I was sort of refering to the fact that you drank 4 beers and got shitfaced...

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First time was in grade 9. Drank a 6 pack of molson canadian. Dont remember much.