ur kids suck

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

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Originally posted by smokeape Welcome outta the slammer. I just got a damn sentence. My friggin 17 year old got picked up for shoplifting and I interceded on his behalf and got the punishment down to 96 hours of community service - 6 weekends X 8 hours on each Saturday and Sunday. Don't care about that, but part that sucks is that I have to be there with him! At least I only got one jail visit and one damn group hug session. I absolutely refused the 6 visits X 2 hours counseling part of the sentence and the fools dropped it. Bottom line - no criminal record though.... F*ck me, homey will spend some time with this kid... As if I have nothing to do on my only time off on weekends... [[[smoke]]] KD Lang - Constant Craving

Sorry to hear that, Smoke.

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Originally posted by DarkAngel Sorry to hear that, Smoke.

NOt half as sorry as my ass. At least I get to spend 96 hours of quality time with the kid after he grads high school this Friday. No plans for college or otherwise, so maybe I can convince him to do something positive, like go to college and go ROTC or just join the damn Army outright. I'm a pretty convincing parent.


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Terradia ft Damona - Drowning in Dreams (Original)

shit, u got a kid?

does he know about your duke of hazzard story when you got away from the cops?

if not, tell hiM!

he'll get a kick out of his old man beating out the cops

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Originally posted by Mr. Pink shit, u got a kid? does he know about your duke of hazzard story when you got away from the cops? if not, tell hiM! he'll get a kick out of his old man beating out the cops

Got three of the bastards. Two still in high school for the moment, one college. They are paying me back for the shit I did to my folks when I was their age, I reckon. God, it hurts. Oh well, drink more beer, suck it up, and drive on...


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Ilay and Beat C - The Answer (Ilay Mix)

3?!

i pity the f00l!

*gives smokeape a bag full of condoms*

NO MORE, s0n!
NO MORE!!!

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Originally posted by Mr. Pink 3?! i pity the f00l! *gives smokeape a bag full of condoms* NO MORE, s0n! NO MORE!!!

Well, the old lady tied the tubes after the last one, so there's no more, but we still have to deal with the rest that we created. It's just a matter of time until they do all the stupid things they can think of and finally leave us alone. Then we'll miss them....

Lol!
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BT ft Caroline Lavelle - The Great Escape (XDRs Reconstructed AVB Mix)

hardCORe criminals

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That tranceaddict sure set me straight... when i said dj. sammy roxord he said "wtf? you n00b..."

Let's talk about a real criminal for a change. I remember this dude who came outta prison with this Arrowhead haircut. It wasn't a Mohawk, it was a f*cking arrowhead. I worked temp on this tree crew topping trees and I was the ape topping trees and he was just a wannabe because he wouldn't take chances scaling to the absolute top with a chainsaw to top one higher than I would. Anyhow, the fool got in a big damn fight in a bar when we all got drunk and he stabbed someone. Back in the friggin' joint he went and that was the end of him. Lasted about two weeks.


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Michael Splint ft Sasja - Secrets (DJ Choose & F Mix)