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Originally posted by igottaknow he's 8yrs. maybe i'll make a slit in a lemon, put it between my thighs and squeeze it. would that make an effective demonstration?

i've said it before, i'll say it again
women are innies, men are outies
thats all there is to it

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Originally posted by igottaknow he's 8. maybe i'll make a slit in a lemon, put it between my thighs and squeeze it. would that make an effective demonstration?

could work, it all depends on what kind of analogy you use..lol

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Originally posted by mezzir i've said it before, i'll say it again women are innies, men are outies thats all there is to it

seriously, i like that analogy, i think i'll use it. hope he knows what innies and outies are, might also lead to the belly button question...

he has most likely forgotten all about it already..

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Originally posted by Cloudburst as kids we thought girls were funny because they pissed from their ass...

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Aren't little nephews the best? Mine is 3 years old, but I can honestly say that he is one darn smart kid for his age. When he is over at my place playing GTA: San Andreas, he really knows whats happening on screen and everything. Oh yeah and a few days ago he phoned me in the morning and said he just wanted to say hi and then he hung up on me. CUTE!

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Originally posted by Cloudburst as kids we thought girls were funny because they pissed from their ass...

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Originally posted by Cloudburst as kids we thought girls were funny because they pissed from their ass...

what are you saying they really don't? now I'm really confused

"women have vaginas and they are very very dirty and they make you do things that no man should ever do, like talk baby talk, or buy tapons at the store...stay young, and get routine coodie shots"

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee "women have vaginas and they are very very dirty and they make you do things that no man should ever do, like talk baby talk, or buy tapons at the store...stay young, and get routine coodie shots"

we've already had that conversation we're now trying to solve the mystery female pee pee. come on pay attention this is important, you might even learn something

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Originally posted by arek they sweat it out.

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Originally posted by Slylee "women have vaginas and they are very very dirty and they make you do things that no man should ever do, like talk baby talk, or buy tapons at the store...stay young, and get routine coodie shots"

my favorite ones so far

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Originally posted by igottaknow My little nephew asked me last weekend, "How do girls pee? Why don't they have a pee pee? Where does it come out?" I was at a loss so I told him I'd have to get back to him. So ladies can you help me out? What should I say in the event this comes up again? Come to think of it, it kinda seems dumb you don't have a penis to pee with.

you dont know, do you?